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2016/02/10 00:54:53
Subject: Re:Man Tosses Alligator Through a Wendy's Drive-Through.
Shadow Captain Edithae wrote:The new 2016 craze. Gator-tossing.
Careful now.
Kilkrazy wrote:We've all done it.
Still, it could have been worse.
It could have been, "Man tosses off alligator through Wendy's Drive-thru."
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2016/02/10 02:59:24
Subject: Man Tosses Alligator Through a Wendy's Drive-Through.
1. Why did he have an alligator? - Because 'Murica
2. Why did he have an alligator IN HIS CAR? - Because 'Murica
3. Why did he think putting it through the window was a good idea? - For the lulz
4. HOW did he put it through the window? It's a fething alligator. - Gator throwing practice.
5. Can I have the security tape? - Me too.
