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 Ynneadwraith wrote:

 Mr_Rose wrote:

 Warzoner wrote:
It could work if a human and a eldar mated in front of a bunch of Orks that thought it could work, since everything they believe works regardless of natural laws.

…according to one sentence of one report on an incomplete study run by a lunatic. And not even then.

If the effect Anzion described is even "real" in terms of canon, it's more likely to be limited to something like Ork weapons needing little in the way of regular maintenance like cleaning because that's scut-work and no self-respecting Ork wants to do that.

Plus I really like how so many people focus on that particular hypothesis over the others that Anzion proposed like red trukks going faster because the mek that built it knew it was a bit faster than normal so he painted it red.

If i could put all of this in my sig i would. So much is attributed to that minor thing (if it's even a thing).

Saying that, the OP did make me laugh

It was my goal. But just imagine the scene. Imagine it. IMAGINE.

I tried visualizing, it didn't work. My brain got stuck on a lovely "please stand by" screen.
Maybe if we lock the Orks in glass boxes, mirrored so that the human and eldar aren't too creeped out or afraid to perform?
We need science on this, stat.

We would also have to explain to the Orks what they are doing, so that they can properly imagine it. Which poor sod is going to tell Orks how babies grow?

Also, we require multiple tests under different circumstances. For science, of course.

Test One - Standard Conditions (STP, One Hundred (100) Orks in containment)

Note - Human subject stated "It normally isn't that small, I swear"

Test Two - Average-Temperature Conditions (21° C, One Hundred (100) Orks in containment)

Note - Subjects requested mood music for all future tests, to "distract from those green creeps"

Test Three - High-Temperature Conditions (32° C, One Hundred (100) Orks in containment)

Note - Both subjects fell unconcious due to heat exhaustion. Experiment was not completed. Repitition not recommended.

Test Four - Liquid Immersion (Subjects immersed in 21° C water, equipped with size-small breathing units, 100 Orks in Containment)

Note - Subjects complained of chafing. Repetition not recommended.

Administrative Note- Distribution of audiovisual experimental recordings is strictly prohibited. Magos [REDACTED] has been disciplined. Second battery of testing is scheduled for [REDACTED].