Blood Angels v. Guardsmen +
DA, 6th ed.
2nd time using my terminator librarian (the first time he died turn 1 to a snap shooting lascannon
dev. Go figure):
Pretty slow game in the opening turns.
my Librarian w/ telepathy failed to mind control a plasma cannon, then died the next turn to something.
I had no transports in my collection at this time so I was footslogging hard, not shooting much.
And then there was turn 2 deepstrike...
Full Assault squad lands bunched up surrounded by guard and
DA, terminators with libby arrive where there is nothing but guard, an Executioner fresh from an NRA convention, and an armored sentinel.
shooting phase sees my 7 man terminator unit drop 80% of a guardman squad from behind their own cover, and I forget which psychic power my libby used (I might have failed it on 11).
The return fire:
-grenade launcher from guardsmen squad scatters wide and hits the
DA biker sergeant. fails to wound but funny.
-Executioner right sponson=scatters wide from terminators, hitting the dead center of the assault squad and killing 8/10.
-Executioner main cannon=overheat, no damage
-Executioner left sponson= scatters wide from terminators, almost hitting a nearby guardsman squad.
-Sentinel plasma cannon=scatters into the same guardsmen squad, killing a rifle and the flamer

. Much laughter from the peanut gallery (including the guard player).
-Assault squad pretty much wiped out by bolters, because evidently mere mortals can't be trusted with anything more complicated than a plank with a nail in it...
-one, ONE terminator killed by lasguns from the commisar-ed squad. The other 2/3 squads can't get a blow past the armor.
Not sure what happened with the
DA plasma weapons, but I think the captain passed armor against the combi-plasma misfiring.
Result: Terminators drop in and do what they do best; bully the wea- I mean, sweep the light infantry.
They then stand there for a turn like Goku as bullets and bombs literally airbend around them (except for Kevin at the back, but no one liked him anyway!)
I still lost handsomely, but we didn't really care about the win conditions for the rest of this game. We more or less spent the next hour trying to process what just happened.