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I think I would post something on the comms device like "I think that Conscripts are well balanced and fluffy" and then escape in the ensuing Dakka maelstrom/firestorm.

Pietor Gearhart.

I might be rescued, or I could at least die laughing at the stupid looks on the Deldar's faces when the Legio Invicta came stomping through their city.

St Cel

Probably uncle Khan. He’s in the area, he’ll just drive by and pick me up.

Who ya gunna call?

Ghostbusters.

You: I just woke up in the cargo hold of a xenos transport, help!
Marbo: I know.
You: I'm at coordinates..
Marbo:I'm standing behind you.

I call Eldrad Ulthran.

He says: "I've been expecting your call.". He then proceeds to explain how 73 years ago he set a series of events into motion that is culminating as we speak, in which he dicked over two separate chapter masters, Kharne and ultimately Vect himself. This masterwork plan is an extremely intricate puzzle, in which my rescue is the final piece.

At this point he tells me to look at my surroundings. To my shock I am not in Commoragh at all, but standing on an idyllic green meadow. Eldrad is standing opposite me. As he turns his comm link off and turns to walk away I think I hear him mumbling something sounding like "just as planned"...

^-Hilarious-^

Ghazghkull Thraka, promise him the best fight of his orky life, paint myself green and hope for the best.

shortymcnostrill wrote:
I call Eldrad Ulthran.

He says: "I've been expecting your call.". He then proceeds to explain how 73 years ago he set a series of events into motion that is culminating as we speak, in which he dicked over two separate chapter masters, Kharne and ultimately Vect himself. This masterwork plan is an extremely intricate puzzle, in which my rescue is the final piece.

At this point he tells me to look at my surroundings. To my shock I am not in Commoragh at all, but standing on an idyllic green meadow. Eldrad is standing opposite me. As he turns his comm link off and turns to walk away I think I hear him mumbling something sounding like "just as planned"...

Awesome! I thought about writing something to this effect. Glad I didn't, mine wouldn't have been as good.