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I'd heard there would be a clatter, then perhaps a hiss, but that's not what it's like. We'd all been told that these things lurked in vents and crevices, that they could sneak up on a man no matter how alert, but that just wasn't what happened. We saw them coming, well, we heard them first, an ear-splitting boom as they accelerated across the plain. They must have been 2 miles away when we heard the crack, but we barely had time to lift our weapons before they were on us and then... past us. Running faster than I could follow. They didn't attack, didn't even try and it was then, as the whole platoon stared after them that a dread crept through me and I turned to see that which they had been running from.

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I'm gonna go for a Dark Eldar Haemonculus, you'd know for sure you're in for a hell of a lot pain.


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Drukhari at the top of the list... probably a Bloodthirster not far behind.

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kingheff wrote:
An infernal rapturess who's lost her instrument.


Oh god....

I think people have it right with the haemonculus.... The stench of his poisons, the bloody flesh cloak, his contorted face... That goddamn hunchback chamber with his organs in it.

The knowledge of what he could and will do would be true, utter, terror

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I dont know how people think Inquisitors are scarier than something like a daemon. They are human, and if you stay on their good side and arent a dirty heretic youll be fine.

That being said, yeah they are pretty scary. Still though I think something bug like or skitterish like a tyranid or rak'gol would be terrifying


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 McMagnus Mindbullets wrote:
kingheff wrote:
An infernal rapturess who's lost her instrument.


Oh god....

I think people have it right with the haemonculus.... The stench of his poisons, the bloody flesh cloak, his contorted face... That goddamn hunchback chamber with his organs in it.

The knowledge of what he could and will do would be true, utter, terror


Even if I didnt know what he was, I think Id litterly have a heart attack seeing one at night

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A single Tyranid Ripper probably.

It is small enough to NOT kill you with the first blow. It will not talk to you or try to play with you but it will try to instantly eat you and it will not care about how alive you still are.

It is also small enough that you will try to fight it and you will pee and poo yourself while struggling to keep that thing off you and in the end it will probably still eat you.

The worst thing is that even if you somehow beat that bugger to death you'd know you and your entire planet are still fethed because where that single ripper came from there are millions of others to take his place.


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What was the name of the character from HH book Nemesis - the anti psyker daemon thing.
For some reason that character really scared me when reading it.

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Anything Chaos or Dark Eldar.

I guess Nids would be scary too - would be like being in an Alien movie.

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Anything that weights a lot. I have room on the second floor and our ceiling has wood beems. Something like a marine or termintor would mess up the house.
   
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Karol wrote:
Anything that weights a lot. I have room on the second floor and our ceiling has wood beems. Something like a marine or termintor would mess up the house.


Unironically I love this post so much. Everyone's just like "oh, this creepy murder scary thing that would KILL ME" and Karol's first thought is a dreadnought stomping into their room and falling comically through the floor, completely fething up his house.
   
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I personally prefer the idea of the big scary thing just trolling the hell out of you instead of flat out murder. I mean, it knows that you can't possibly hurt it, so it might as well have some fun.

Just think about it, what would be worse, Fulgrim flat out murdering you, or just squatting in your room, heckling you whenever you paint ("you missed a spot", "Sweetie, that paint scheme doesn't work", "I've seen crack addicts with better brush control than you"), or leaving really disturbing porn on your computer.

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I think I'm going to make a similar thread. It's been a fun read so far but I think I can make it better for us.
   
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A genestealer/lictor/venomthrope with feeder tendrils would be pretty scary. I think you're still alive when they start consuming your brain

It's actually harder to think of something in 40k that wouldn't be terrifying. A man with a gun walking into my room would be scary, so conscript is ticked. Even a gretchin would be a horrifying little thing, and they're also armed.

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 Snake Tortoise wrote:
It's actually harder to think of something in 40k that wouldn't be terrifying.

Dialogus? Savant? Mystic? Any number of other non-combatant/diplomatic/support minis fielded by Imperium? Unless you think grandpa whose only task is thinking hard is scary...
   
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 Irbis wrote:
 Snake Tortoise wrote:
It's actually harder to think of something in 40k that wouldn't be terrifying.

Dialogus? Savant? Mystic? Any number of other non-combatant/diplomatic/support minis fielded by Imperium? Unless you think grandpa whose only task is thinking hard is scary...


You mean like Macierwicz or like Urban?
   
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Karol wrote:
 Irbis wrote:
 Snake Tortoise wrote:
It's actually harder to think of something in 40k that wouldn't be terrifying.

Dialogus? Savant? Mystic? Any number of other non-combatant/diplomatic/support minis fielded by Imperium? Unless you think grandpa whose only task is thinking hard is scary...

You mean like Macierwicz or like Urban?

Urban is very much a savant, and I wouldn't call him very scary. The other doesn't fit any of the above, though, and the things we could classify him as (such as warp spawn or feral ork) are pretty much frightening, QED
   
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