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In the David Suchet Poirot series Hugh Fraser, who played Captain Hastings, had a way of saying 'Good Lord!' that I still use around the house, especially now as I can't use harder stuff in front of my 3 year old

In Sparticus Blood n Sand they did the research and the romans actually swore using Junos privy parts not Jupiters but thought 'Jupiters Male Chicken!' was both more acceptable and funnier than 'Junos Lady Parts!'
Cant say that C word on any channel as often as they do the other on the show....

I like midriff as is a bit of an orphan as what part of the body is the riff? (between ribs and hips if you need to know) and we only get hit there nothing else uses the term.