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I like to talk about it. :-)

planet of lost heros seems more believable. along with captain cotez and Njar stormcaller who summoned a warp storm on himself by accident as he had been drinking heavely a few minutes previosly.

Posted By DragonPup on 08/10/2006 11:33 PM

Posted By Oaka 08/10/2006 5:34 AM

I don't even think he slipped in the shower, KK.  Terminator armor, in effect, is just a giant toaster.  He was screwed the second he turned the water on.

- Oaka

The Imperium looks at it this way. Your armor can either protect you from an anti-tank rocket, or a garden hose. But not both.

Funniest damn thing I've read in a while.

who is that cheasy looking guy on Stu Rats avatar? I hope its not him

that cheesy looking dude is Ash from evil dead 1 and 2...and army of darkness...

i believe thats a still from army of darkness

and personally i think lysander died due to STDs

Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

ok, he looked familiar but i was not sure.

he dont need no power armour either....
thats what you call a hero

On  the other hand, he made himself a bionic fist using an anvil, an ice pick, and some spare horseshoes. Sounds pretty orky to me.

so ash was an Ork?

No he was a walmart employee

with the Necronomicon.

S-mart.

Shop SMART shop S-MART! Got it?

@ Kid Kyoto "so when is codex super friend going to be finished"?

Hail to the king, baby....

Names Ash, Housewares..

This is MY BOOMSTICK

Lysander is currently on paid leave from the church of the imperium after an incident with numreous un-named acolytes.

Posted By beef on 11/07/2006 2:38 PM
@ Kid Kyoto "so when is codex super friend going to be finished"?

Funny you should ask I was just updating it.  4 or 5 more chapters, a new one every week or so.

Then back to marine chapters.

Which aren't much better than Orks

Play nice children or I will have to send to to walmart on work experiance

Brachio-Proctic Eroticism.

Posted By beef on 11/17/2006 7:24 PM
Play nice children or I will have to send to to walmart on work experiance

You guys let Walmart on to the isles?  I thought it was just a way to keep trashy people in concentrated places and out of other retail outlets.

No, I'm not bitter about the blight it spreads.  Not at all.

Most dakka contributers belong in walmart then I suppose

The problem with Wal-Mart is I can't spend 5 minutes in that place without thinking genocide is a good idea.

Wal-Mart is a fantastic place to go to feel better about yourself by "kook watching". K-mart just as much so. Why do you think both stores sell popcorn & other concessions?

Wal-Mart also has a bunch of WWII german armour toys that would make great Ork vehicles.

whats the difference between wal mart and k mart??

Walmarts are generally bigger. K-marts seem slightly less depressing. Slightly.

There was a K-mart (Big K? Big K-mart? Whatever) near where I lived at college where I'd get spray paint for priming, but I'd pretty much only go there for that. Even though I was broke, and they had really cheap stuff. Just too depressing. For some reason Target is more tolerable for me. I cringe whenever I go in because of the soul-sucking flourescent lights, but I do go there sometimes for cheap DVDs.

I can't go to Walmart. I've been a few times. Just too evil. I'm not even talking about their business practices. The places just feel evil, and the people there all seem so sad. Like drones or something.

I wish we had some soul destroying equvalent here in the UK. No wait we do, Its called Warhammer World.

Its pretty messed up in walmart. Its... hard to describe. Now that K-Mart and Sears have joined forces against Walmart I think K-Mart brought itself up slightly... just slightly. Im a little biased because I like the mediocre tools they sell now that come with a life time warranty.

we have something similar called Tescos, they sell everything and at good prices aswell. Doubt its as depressing as W or K mart or as big.

The thing is, in the UK its all people running around with that accent. Lowbrow US accents are not nearly as sophisticated sounding. Besides the monarchy, I bet inbreeding is not rampant among the population that shops there.