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[spoiler] For me it's in Titanicus where Skitaari are attempting to reach a location in a Mechanicus complex. Dialogue runs similiar to this:

Adept 'So how can we get in?'
Skit1 'We could storm the front door guns blazing?'
Adept 'So how far would that get us?'
Skit1 'Approximately 47 metres before we are all killed'
Adept 'But our destination is 800 metres inside'
Skit1 'I see your point'
Adept 'We need to find another way...'
Skit2 'Ooh I've got my grenade launcher with me still!'
Adept 'Brilliant! So re-calculate using the same idea as before including the variable of the grenade launcher, how far would we get?'
Skit1 'Approximately 76 metres before the same fate'
Adept 'Well, top marks for trying boys but I don't think your thinking about the bigger picture here...'
Skitaari look at feet in embarrassment.

I nearly did a little wee the first time I read it, really unexpected like!

So, there's mine, what's yours???

I was gonna put that
it's the funniest thing i've read in a 40k book apart from maybe some bits in the Caiphas Cain books

It really is! Its just so unexpected

"Don't kontradict the warboss, Ugzob" Really, Deff Skwadron is just full of hilarious stuff.

not necessarily funny, more just ridiculously awesome is the story about wazdakka in the ork codex who basically jumped his bike off a cliff towards a warlord titan, caught fire passing through its void shield, and then crashed into the command pulpit and killed everyone. priceless.

I can't remember the exact dialogue but in Descent of Angels....they take that one aspiring Astartes into a back room. The room is dark, he can't see much of anything, he hears a soft rustling of robes...then the Librarian says "Have you ever had strange feelings before, like you were special and unlike the others?". I actually lol'd at that, thinking there was going to be some Astartes style molestation started. That entire conversation was so comical...

I love the scene in Skaven Slayer where the Skaven Rat-Ogre is described as a menacing feasome creature as it lumbers up the stairs bearing down on it's prey. Just for Gotrek to slice it in two with a single a swing of his axe.