4 word story

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**gruebot**

Fred Armisen comes to

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collect all the brass

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spitoons from the bars

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to be melted into

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ornate, Khornate symbols for

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Bill Hader's jewelry which

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resembles Jay-Z's concert bling.

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The girl with the

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car keys to my

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Nitro-Burning Funny Car

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, nicknamed 'Busted Grumpy', should

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not be trusted because

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she uses a fork

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to eat Lobster Bisque.

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An old eastern proverb

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, "Ask not what your

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Bagel tastes like! Ask

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why your bagel doesn't

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give you any loving!"

**Lupus Mortem**

Redd Foxx once said

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"peanut butter and jelly

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Aint be worth nuthin

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if it ain't SuperChunk!"

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The last time we

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ate sushi in Oklahoma

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A fierce dust storm

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and frequent frakking earthquakes

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made the entire experience

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reminiscent of a date

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with Gruebot's sister, Gruselda.