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Hmm....don't know if that title is offensive or anything, but I love the story. Thanks for bringing it up! I guess people shouldn't be suprised that even minor celebrities are struggling due to the length of this recession. I suppose those that once the bad times are over, we can see a giant growth in employement. But i suppose the girth of those unemployed will have to wait awhile. Just pray their hope still remains raised. The recession cannot remain rigid for long.

WarOne wrote:Hmm....don't know if that title is offensive or anything, but I love the story. Thanks for bringing it up! I guess people shouldn't be suprised that even minor celebrities are struggling due to the length of this recession. I suppose those that once the bad times are over, we can see a giant growth in employement. But i suppose the girth of those unemployed will have to wait awhile. Just pray their hope still remains raised. The recession cannot remain rigid for long.

You got a little obvious there towards the second half.

WarOne wrote:Hmm....don't know if that title is offensive or anything, but I love the story. Thanks for bringing it up! I guess people shouldn't be suprised that even minor celebrities are struggling due to the length of this recession. I suppose those that once the bad times are over, we can see a giant growth in employement. But i suppose the girth of those unemployed will have to wait awhile. Just pray their hope still remains raised. The recession cannot remain rigid for long.

You should be a movie critic. That was funny.


Ive known of that guy for a few years. Seriously if it were me, Id sell out big time. Seriously, that guy could hold out for alot of cash to star in pornos. The REAL LIFE largest penis is in the movie, not some made up exaggerated one. But thats me, Ive no morals

lord_blackfang wrote:

WarOne wrote:Hmm....don't know if that title is offensive or anything, but I love the story. Thanks for bringing it up! I guess people shouldn't be suprised that even minor celebrities are struggling due to the length of this recession. I suppose those that once the bad times are over, we can see a giant growth in employement. But i suppose the girth of those unemployed will have to wait awhile. Just pray their hope still remains raised. The recession cannot remain rigid for long.

You got a little obvious there towards the second half.

If the obvious wasn't penetrating hard enough in the first half, I did a full court press in the last just to nail the point home.

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@KingCracker

You know BBF, I thought that when I saw the thread and who started it that you'd finally had enough of another poster.

KingCracker wrote:

WarOne wrote:Hmm....don't know if that title is offensive or anything, but I love the story. Thanks for bringing it up! I guess people shouldn't be suprised that even minor celebrities are struggling due to the length of this recession. I suppose those that once the bad times are over, we can see a giant growth in employement. But i suppose the girth of those unemployed will have to wait awhile. Just pray their hope still remains raised. The recession cannot remain rigid for long.

You should be a movie critic. That was funny.


Ive known of that guy for a few years. Seriously if it were me, Id sell out big time. Seriously, that guy could hold out for alot of cash to star in pornos. The REAL LIFE largest penis is in the movie, not some made up exaggerated one. But thats me, Ive no morals

Don't forget the unhappy tale of Dirk Diggler. When you start out its all Julianne Moore and Heather Graham. By the end you're spanking in front of other dudes for loose change.

In Dirk Digglers defense, after Heather Graham, it is all down hill from there.....

Monster Rain wrote:You know BBF, I thought that when I saw the thread and who started it that you'd finally had enough of another poster.

KingCracker wrote:

WarOne wrote:Hmm....don't know if that title is offensive or anything, but I love the story. Thanks for bringing it up! I guess people shouldn't be suprised that even minor celebrities are struggling due to the length of this recession. I suppose those that once the bad times are over, we can see a giant growth in employement. But i suppose the girth of those unemployed will have to wait awhile. Just pray their hope still remains raised. The recession cannot remain rigid for long.

You should be a movie critic. That was funny.


Ive known of that guy for a few years. Seriously if it were me, Id sell out big time. Seriously, that guy could hold out for alot of cash to star in pornos. The REAL LIFE largest penis is in the movie, not some made up exaggerated one. But thats me, Ive no morals

Don't forget the unhappy tale of Dirk Diggler. When you start out its all Julianne Moore and Heather Graham. By the end you're spanking in front of other dudes for loose change.

Except I have a decent head on my shoulders, I wouldnt gak where I eat, like Dirk did. Im one of the very few Americans that live under my means, by alot. And in case of emergency, I can drop bills like mad and have even cheaper monthly bills. So If I were blessed with somethign I can honestly call MAN MEAT! *echo echo echo* I would play it smart and enjoy not only all da weemenz, but a nice pay check as well.


Now,to figure out how to obtain that, as well as convince my wife its a smart move

The problem with going into porn is that having an above average tool to work with doesn't mean one is qualified in using said tool in a professional manner. I had to sit through HBO's Pornocopia (SP?) documentary on the business and one point they had auditions and most of the guys couldn't pass it. Getting erect isn't exactly a tough skill but to be able to at will mutiple times in front of a bunch of strangers is a whole different ball game.

No normal woman would enjoy a dick that massive. Most "lady parts" don't go much past 4-5 inches.

13.5 inches is scary. really really scary. Doubt anyone would be happy with that.

Ahtman wrote:The problem with going into porn is that having an above average tool to work with doesn't mean one is qualified in using said tool in a professional manner. I had to sit through HBO's Pornocopia (SP?) documentary on the business and one point they had auditions and most of the guys couldn't pass it. Getting erect isn't exactly a tough skill but to be able to at will mutiple times in front of a bunch of strangers is a whole different ball game.

Thats very true, I saw that once as well and never thought about that aspect of porn. I know I couldnt do it thats for sure. That would suck so bad really, you were literally BORN to be the porn king, and yet, you cant keep it up


Also I feel sorry for any woman the guy has slept with. Thats just insanely OMG scary. Then the real shocker would be when he asked "So uh...you into anal?"