I am a war gamer, a better gamer then you. Look at your army, now look at mine. Mine has 37 layers of shading, and 11 more that cant bee seen by the human eye. Look to the left, that is right, that is my girlfriend which you will never have- she is a better gamer then you but not better gamer then me. Take a turn, now I am playing
40k, Warmachine and Flames of War. I can measure without a tape, I never fail Leadership checks, I do mathhammer so well Im banned from Vegas, don't you wish you can be a wargamer like me? But you are not.
That started from some freinds and an MST3K moment during one of the new Old Spice commercial(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QChi_AOtSOo ) , was amusing enough I thought
Id drop it here and see if any of you wanted to make your own amusing versions ^_^