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Right, I wanna know what your favourite ork quote is. it can be from any where (not made up) but aslong as its 40k unless its a realy good quote.

My favourites are from p53 and p14 of the ork codex

Inbound: "dis is nugrob da slayer callin'. I got me
boyz miv me. Fort you lot might want to make a deal.
You give us a thousand shootas each time we visit,
and yer ain't got no more worries, see?"

Governor kubris: "We're not giving into your
outrageous ultimatum-never!"

Inbound: "Shame about that, cos I got 'arf a dozen
Dreadmobs and a couple a Gargants wiv me."

Kubris: "Let us have a few hours to reconsider."

Inbound: "Nah' i feel like lettin' out the gargants
after all, har har har!"

and

"Bought me a deffblasta off Rotskrag earlier.
Nice little killa. just ask Rotskrag, hur hur."

Feel free to say if your favourite has been said.

I don't know it exact but it's something like:

Oomies is so dumb. They always fighting about oos in charge.
The only way to tell is wit dem shiny badges & fancy uniforms.
That's why orks is better we just see oo da biggest is.
And while all da oomis is mukkin about over who's in charge, we come in and crump em good.

I'll edit it correctly when I get home.

"Da only lost race i ever heard of woz when Hef crashed his trike in the final stretch of the cross-desert rally. Cost me a few teef, that."

Get em boyz! Dakka dakka dakka! WAAAGH! THE ORKS! WAAAGH! -Rotgob, Ork strategist

Orkses never lose a battle, if we win we win, if we die we die fightin' so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die either, cos we come back for annuva go, see!

Travellin' through space is boring. Well, boring unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da chaos lads wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on it. Or if humie lootas come callin', that's always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to pass da time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straight out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. And that's before yer find yerself a nice world ta crush!

^
That one is my favorite too.

Orks, Orks, Orks, Orks
Orks, Orks, Orks, Orks

We's the Orks and you is NOT!

Indeed logic one cannot argue with.

Unnamed ork emote in Dawn of War:

"Awww...it's Eldar! We can send 'alf da boyz 'ome!"

This Ork Flow Chart:
http://1d4chan.org/images/e/e1/Ork_flowchart.png

"There's a difference between a smartboy and a smartgit."

"More fightin less dyin ya Gitz!"
"there shouldnt be an ole like that in an Ork like me"

"stickz and stonez may break me bonez but Gork and Mork will bash yer face in if you dont bog off"

awwwwww no more..........................keep this thread alive

Does it have to be from GW-published stuff?

Because while I don't care for the way Orks speak, there's a funny video made by guys who run a shop selling 40k stuff that has some orks in it, (it's the third video in a series). When asked how he knows where the Shokk Attack Guns are, the ork says:

"One day I pray to Gork and Mork, and I see da Boyz wagon and I see dem Shokk Attack Guns in da back, dey drive dem deep in planet. I try to follow dem but I fall off towa and break da ankle. Dis is all I know."

FyoraSilverwolf wrote:Does it have to be from GW-published stuff?

Because while I don't care for the way Orks speak, there's a funny video made by guys who run a shop selling 40k stuff that has some orks in it, (it's the third video in a series). When asked how he knows where the Shokk Attack Guns are, the ork says:

"One day I pray to Gork and Mork, and I see da Boyz wagon and I see dem Shokk Attack Guns in da back, dey drive dem deep in planet. I try to follow dem but I fall off towa and break da ankle. Dis is all I know."

MiniWargaming lol

Grots Voice is my fave

GoDz BuZzSaW wrote:

MiniWargaming lol

Grots Voice is my fave

lol