Perhaps the greatest movie ever coming soon?

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**Ahtman**

Ninjas
Robots
Space Travel
Nazis
Trench Warfare
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Samurais
Giant Samurais
Giant Samurais with Vulcan Cannons
Zepplins
and Strippers

Will we ever need another movie again?

**Golden Eyed Scout**

I have no idea what's going on. But if it's anything like 300 and Watchmen were, I'm in.

**FM Ninja 048**

NO idea what the plots about, but when you get BEEWBS and samurai with guns and nazis in one movie, I highly doubt it needs a plot

**Alpharius**

Yeah, that's awesome.

Provided it isn't too heavy on the obvious metaphorical angles, and extra heavy on all the things you listed!

**Xyz'r'Xaz'r'Xuz**

Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.

**Cheesecat**

Xyz'r'Xaz'r'Xuz wrote:Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.
Oh PLEASE let the main character and her girlfriends have a pillowfight.

If so they have to go all out, bra and panties just doesn't cut it, they have to be bare naked.

**Alex Kolodotschko**

Surely you mean the second greatest movie ever?

**Thaanos**

Alex Kolodotschko wrote:Surely you mean the second greatest movie ever?

Epic Fail X infinity +9

**Orlanth**

Ahtman wrote:
Ninjas
Robots
Space Travel
Nazis ??
Trench Warfare
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Samurais
Giant Samurais
Giant Samurais with Vulcan Cannons
Zepplins
and Strippers

Careful Ahtman not to overstep your usual levels of your ignorance. WW1 style Germans, are not equivalent to 'Nazis'.

**Mattlov**

I'm sold. That looked like awesomeness, wrapped around a hottie, covered in gravy and bacon.

**IG_urban**

**reds8n**

Orlanth wrote:

Careful Ahtman not to overstep your usual levels of your ignorance. WW1 style Germans, are not equivalent to 'Nazis'.

Let's lay off the posts like this please.

*Slaps wrist*

**Frazzled**

Oh my that has peaked my interest.

**Ahtman**

Orlanth wrote:
Ahtman wrote:
Ninjas
Robots
Space Travel
Nazis ??
Trench Warfare
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Samurais
Giant Samurais
Giant Samurais with Vulcan Cannons
Zepplins
and Strippers

Careful Ahtman not to overstep your usual levels of your ignorance. WW1 style Germans, are not equivalent to 'Nazis'.

I thought I remembered seeing a swastika on the Zeppelin. It isn't as if I studied it like it was the Zapruder Film. PERSONAL REMARKS DELETED.

**notprop**

No nazi's eh.

I'm out.

Anyway we all know ULTRAMARINE will be the movie to end all movies. [either through awesomeness or self inflicted eye gouging]

**VikingScott**

Nice looking trailer

**Alpharius**

Frazzled wrote:Oh my that has peaked my interest.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

**mattyrm**

That looks awful.

I hate Hollywood and its "macho" women that beat everybody up.

Get any of them women round my house, ill fight them on the front garden, if any of them can beat me im willing to watch the film.

**4M2A**

Yes, the plot will probably be aweful but with:

Ninjas
Robots
Space Travel
Nazis
Trench Warfare
Dragons
Dinosaurs
Samurais
Giant Samurais
Giant Samurais with Vulcan Cannons
Zepplins
and Strippers

I don't care, I will be watching it.

**Soladrin**

It needs zombies pirates and monkeys, if those are in, the world will end though.

**Frazzled**

Soladrin wrote:It needs zombies pirates and monkeys, if those are in, the world will end though.

It will be so worth it.

**Soladrin**

Frazzled wrote:
Soladrin wrote:It needs zombies pirates and monkeys, if those are in, the world will end though.

It will be so worth it.

Death by awesome, there is no substitute.

**Chowderhead**

If this movie has someone killing either

1. Brad Pitt
2. Tom Cruise
3. Anyone from the cast of "Jersey Shore"
4. The entire cast of "The Hills"
5. The entire cast of "Gossip Girl"

I'm totally in.

**Orlanth**

Ahtman wrote: I thought I remembered seeing a swastika on the Zeppelin.

The iconography was that of the Maltese Cross, more eactly the Cross Pattée, while the Nazis did use it in Iron Crosses the decoration predated them in use in Germany and elsewhere.
I get a little miffed when I see Germans described as Nazis ad lib, its bad enough when refered to non SS troops in WW2, particularly Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe, but forgivable. However 'Nazi' was used to describe the Germans in general. Some ignoramus refered to the German football team as Nazis in the World Cup threads not long ago, and now WW1 Germans are identified as 'Nazis' here. Not good.

PERSONAL REMARKS DELETED. Feel free to keep debating the distinction between Nazis and the rest of Germany, but we can do without the personal remarks.

**Worms4u**

Just a heads up, the swastika symbol has been around since before 1000 BC, it is a holy symbol in some religions. I'd say it has little to do with Germany in the grand scheme of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

**Orlanth**

Worms4u wrote:Just a heads up, the swastika symbol has been around since before 1000 BC, it is a holy symbol in some religions. I'd say it has little to do with Germany in the grand scheme of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

True that. Its banned as a political symbol but still holds its relgious meaning. Its used on tombstones in a lot of Buddhist countries and is often depicted onto the chest or head of Buddha statues.
Not that that is relevant, no swastikas appearted in the clip. If they had on Germanic soldiers or warmachines fantasy 'Nazi' would be a valid label.

**Mannahnin**

This looks awesome. I see no direct evidence that Nazis are involved, but given the cavalcade of other pulp subject matter, it seems extremely likely.

**Jin**

I've been interested in this movie ever since I found out Jenna Malone is in it.

I don't anticipate it'll be "good", per se, but I imagine I'll enjoy it.

Also, the girl from Lemminy Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events apparently grew up.

**Pipboy101**

Mattlov wrote:I'm sold. That looked like awesomeness, wrapped around a hottie, covered in gravy and bacon.

hmmm... bacon. Currency of the Gods.

This movie does look like a must see. But that is what I thought when I heard about Episode I coming out.

**Frazzled**

Worms4u wrote:Just a heads up, the swastika symbol has been around since before 1000 BC, it is a holy symbol in some religions. I'd say it has little to do with Germany in the grand scheme of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

You and two other people care.