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It's 2:30am, I've got no friends and I'm house-sitting... So I made up a cruddy joke!
*Ahem*
"The Star Spangled Banner was only still visible to Francis Scott Key because the Royal Navy don't aim for flagpoles... They blasted the fort to hell."
Amirite?
I'm immune to criticism because I can just use the excuse that I'm quite frank about having no life <3
Also Henners91 you should travel more often, you'll meet tons of new people and you might feel like you fit in better because not many people will know you since they don't have any stories about you to go by.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
Also Henners91 you should travel more often, you'll meet tons of new people and you might feel like you fit in better because not many people will know you since they don't have any stories about you to go by.
I thought of this one when I was in NYC.
"Ever eaten at an Ethopian restaurant/"
"No, what do they serve/"
"A bunch of richer retaurants jsut donate their left overs."
I remembered one a friend and I made up (I could only think of a punchline, he did the joke )
It's the 1980s and a young lad returns from working down the pits and is parched for a pint, his local is on the other side of the town and he's so desperate he pops into the local conservative club.
He asks the barman for a pint to which he replies:
"Sorry lad, but we don't serve miners."
N' Yeah, even though I walks froo' da Shader of da Valley of Death
I ain't fraid a' no umies': Cuz youze is wif me;
Yer Dakka and yer Chop, they's pretty good
Youze gots a Kan in front o' me when da' umies' iz mucking about;
Youze paint me ead' wif oil;
Me gubbinz overfloweth with Dakka, and me wotzits runneth over with Chop.
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