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**warboss spinetwizta**

your WTF of the day.

What if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once your leave your room your find out your dad died last night and several days later you find out that for your entire life he had been sneaking into your room while you slept and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be because you were born without them for a sexual reason

remember a WTF moment ady keep[s your erection away

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

What
in the name of god
are you talking about.

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

inb4lock?

I always wanted to get my nipples transplanted on the palms of my hands. That way I'd freak people out when we shook hands

**warboss spinetwizta**

heres a link
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=52185

**ShivanAngel**

Go into a shrinks office and say that, I dare you.

If you really want a WTF moment.

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
I always wanted to get my nipples transplanted on the palms of my hands. That way I'd freak people out when we shook hands

**ShivanAngel**

Is it bad i noticed the chick in the bikini in that picture behind the guy first?

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

No, I think that just prove's you're male.

**warboss spinetwizta**

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=50894

**Deadshane1**

I would take all of my underwear, exactly 47 colored toothpicks, a fresh live lobster, and a bag of dogfood....pile it up in my front yard and set fire to it all.

Then, as the fire was going, I would dance around the fire chanting "I'm the King of China, I'm the King of China!" in a ballarina skirt, two giant football fan pointy foam hands, and a pasta strainer on my head.

Then, when the extraterrestrials heard my transmission, I would board the mother ship and prepare the bovine anal probe so that General Zod's couscous would be prepared for him.

....of course.

**warboss spinetwizta**

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=50892
is this what your talkigng about the hand nipple thing?

**Cannerus_The_Unbearable**

Your nuts if you think I'm going to click any links you post. And no, I made up the hand-nipple thing when I was in Jr. high. I also said it would be cool to explode and regenerate parts of your body so you start shaking hands with someone then screaming really loudly and just make your arm blow up. I was a bored teenager

**warboss spinetwizta**

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:Y. I also said it would be cool to explode and regenerate parts of your body so you start shaking hands with someone then screaming really loudly and just make your arm blow up. I was a bored teenager

i can get a link 2 that w/ extra r34
P.s. i am nuts