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Made in us
RogueSangre






Who else saw this and was ridiculously disappointed?

Spoiler:
Attaching George Clooney's name to this flick led me to believe I was in for an Ocean's Eleven caliber trill ride. What I got was probably the most boring, uneventful movie I've ever endured. Honestly, there was probably 30 minutes of actual plot and content, the rest being shots of the countryside. Most of the film was probably shot in a single afternoon. What's worse, is Clooney spends a great deal of the few scenes where things actually happen building a rifle, only to call it the wrong name. The sole redeeming feature of the movie is the amount of boobs you see, but if you're reading this review, you obviously have access to the internet for that purpose.

   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Not I. It looks like suckage.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Meh. You know, get ready for Machete. At least that looks interesting.

   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

No, its looks racist.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




MACHETE FOR ME!
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Well I was going to see the Last Exorcism but we suddenly have the kids, so der movie is uncertain. Mmm.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Frazzled wrote:No, its looks racist.


No, it's about a Mexican gardener who..murders...drug lords...

Wow...didn't think I could fit six words together and create the perfect stereotype.

   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

WarOne wrote:
Frazzled wrote:No, its looks racist.


No, it's about a Mexican gardener who..murders...drug lords...

Wow...didn't think I could fit six words together and create the perfect stereotype.

The drug lords are working with politicians who want to close the border. It has long rants about it. No thanks, but on the positive I am still hopeful the government who gave Rodriguez some of MY MONEY to pay for this gets fired. But they never do. An Rand is a prick until you run into a government worker...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

Frazzled wrote:Well I was going to see the Last Exorcism but we suddenly have the kids, so der movie is uncertain. Mmm.


You could go watch Nanny McPhee returns.

   
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

WarOne wrote:
Frazzled wrote:Well I was going to see the Last Exorcism but we suddenly have the kids, so der movie is uncertain. Mmm.


You could go watch Nanny McPhee returns.

Oh yea, that is out isn't it. Coffee mug full of rum..check..yep that is now an option.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw





Buzzard's Knob

Not every movie has to be a mindless rollercoaster ride. I thought it succeeded in its goal, to immerse you in the quiet desperation of a man who knows he's not going to get out of his chosen profession alive, but is going to give it has best try anyway. Yes, there were some redundant scenes of the countryside, but that's something that directors do to justify shooting on location instead of a back lot. I thought it was very focuses and economical, and I'm sure most people totally didn't notice a minor slip-up like calling a rifle by the wrong name. 8.5/10

And I'm not going to see Machete. I'm holding out for Werewolf Women of the SS, with Nicholas Cage as Fu Manchu!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! 
   
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos






I look forward to streaming these films in the next 3 months or so.
   
 
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