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2010/09/04 00:18:40
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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2010/09/04 00:52:02
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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Am I the only one that is laughing that the chickens were french...?
Although that is actually pretty horrific!
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2010/09/04 01:09:53
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Quick! I'll grab the frying vat, someone else bring some breading!
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2010/09/04 01:12:19
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Commander Endova wrote:Quick! I'll grab the frying vat, someone else bring some breading!
Who has the Honey Mustard?
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2010/09/04 01:21:50
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state
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Mmmmmm......sounds like the only type of French food i would eat besides fries. 
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2010/09/04 03:54:13
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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Hotshot fighter pilots! No matter what air control says they probably were not flying at regulation height. That´s what happens when you give any kind of fast machine to a young male of the species. My father was a fighter pilot in the 60s and he a his squadron used to bring back power lines attached to the fins of their planes all the time. Once, according to my father, a farmer went to the base and demanded compensation for several hundred chickens dead when somebody cut power to the building they were in M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2010/09/04 03:57:29
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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How did the chickens die from a power loss, were they on life support or something?
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The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
Hive Fleet Jumanji
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2010/09/04 04:15:30
Subject: Re:Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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I found a picture of the pilot.
Apparently he's always getting into trouble.
Jihadnik wrote:How did the chickens die from a power loss, were they on life support or something?
Yes, the power was cut to their breathing machines and they... choked.
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2010/09/04 04:21:43
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Jihadnik wrote:Am I the only one that is laughing that the chickens were french...?
Although that is actually pretty horrific!
Well, that is part of the joke, right?
Horrible, I know, but...
Even the Chickens in France are Chicken...
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2010/09/04 04:26:08
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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Yeah, but I didn't want to be the first one to make smack talk after a MOD posted something!
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I should have known better!
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Hive Fleet Jumanji
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2010/09/04 05:34:40
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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Jihadnik wrote:How did the chickens die from a power loss, were they on life support or something?
 Winter + no heating because someone trashed the powerlines = lots of dead chickens.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2010/09/04 05:40:19
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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Ahh...yeah...I'm not familiar with extreme winters like that. Our winter is just a bit chilly, rather than the freezing you solid kind! That's actually pretty sad!
But at least you could sell them as frozen chi...
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2010/09/04 14:20:22
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Vindicator#9 wrote:Mmmmmm......sounds like the only type of French food i would eat besides fries.
OK, guys, it's time to reveal one of the most important secret in the world...Fries are not from france, but from Belgium...sorry Vindicator.
By the way, this chicken story made us laugh for some times ( at least our jet fighters finally killed something  )
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2010/09/04 14:25:07
Subject: Re:Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Monster Rain wrote:
I found a picture of the pilot.
Apparently he's always getting into trouble.
Yes, he's quite the Maverick. 
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2010/09/08 06:08:22
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries
Yeaaa, like i'll tell some random where i live
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Jihadnik wrote:Am I the only one that is laughing that the chickens were french...?
Although that is actually pretty horrific!
Cartman: Clyde!, Clyde! when hitler rose to power there was a bunch of people who just stopped playing you know who they where Clyde? The French...Are you French Clyde?...Voulivou crocea avicma Clyde?
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2010/09/08 11:26:16
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state
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Yeah i know French fries are not French hence the smiley face...... jeez it was a horrible joke!
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Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, its just a freight train coming your way!
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2010/09/08 11:32:41
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
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I would not be suprised if tyhe chickens were killed by the shock. High speed passes can cause a lot of damage at low altitudes.
The indirect damage is one of the reasons the Israelis like to low overfly Gaza at high speeds, a lot.
Generally speaking you keep under a certain height-speed ratio if anywhere near people you give a feth about. For civil aviation this is done by bracketing various types of aircraft. So microlights can legally fly lower than a light aircraft which can fly lower than a private jet and so on.
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2010/09/08 14:26:43
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Orlanth wrote:I would not be suprised if tyhe chickens were killed by the shock. High speed passes can cause a lot of damage at low altitudes.
Highly unlikely. A mach 1.0+ pass at 100 feet will leave your ears ringing but that's it.
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I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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2010/09/08 14:29:07
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Tyyr wrote:Orlanth wrote:I would not be suprised if tyhe chickens were killed by the shock. High speed passes can cause a lot of damage at low altitudes.
Highly unlikely. A mach 1.0+ pass at 100 feet will leave your ears ringing but that's it.
I would not be suprised that FRENCH chickens were killed by the shock.
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2010/09/08 14:52:24
Subject: Re:Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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The terrified chickens, who were 10 months old, had all rushed to one side of the building where they were kept. Nearly 5,000 suffocated when they stood on top of one another in several layers.
says it all really. :(
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2010/09/08 15:15:39
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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OMG Vindicator, this one was terrible indeed.
WarOne wrote:Tyyr wrote:Orlanth wrote:I would not be suprised if tyhe chickens were killed by the shock. High speed passes can cause a lot of damage at low altitudes.
Highly unlikely. A mach 1.0+ pass at 100 feet will leave your ears ringing but that's it.
I would not be suprised that FRENCH chickens were killed by the shock.
Cos' you think American chicken are too smart to die the same way? You racist...
But seriously, sooner or later, someone will have to explain this to me...really...Are we supposed to be more subject to fear than other people? In which case, I can't see why.
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2010/09/08 15:19:01
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hyenajoe wrote:OMG Vindicator, this one was terrible indeed. WarOne wrote:Tyyr wrote:Orlanth wrote:I would not be suprised if tyhe chickens were killed by the shock. High speed passes can cause a lot of damage at low altitudes.
Highly unlikely. A mach 1.0+ pass at 100 feet will leave your ears ringing but that's it.
I would not be suprised that FRENCH chickens were killed by the shock.
Cos' you think American chicken are too smart to die the same way? You racist... But seriously, sooner or later, someone will have to explain this to me...really...Are we supposed to be more subject to fear than other people? In which case, I can't see why.
American chickens all have bushy beards and speak in a southern accents silly. And they are probably racist against chickens from Africa. It is degrees of relativity. The shorter you are, the braver but more megalomaniacal and nepotic you are.
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2010/09/08 15:48:05
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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Chicken Little rules the roost
Also Southern Chickens don't have white feathers of cowardice but a spicy breadcrumb skin.
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2010/09/10 16:12:36
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Hyenajoe wrote:OMG Vindicator, this one was terrible indeed.
WarOne wrote:Tyyr wrote:Orlanth wrote:I would not be suprised if tyhe chickens were killed by the shock. High speed passes can cause a lot of damage at low altitudes.
Highly unlikely. A mach 1.0+ pass at 100 feet will leave your ears ringing but that's it.
I would not be suprised that FRENCH chickens were killed by the shock.
Cos' you think American chicken are too smart to die the same way? You racist...
Racist?
Is "French" its own race now?!?
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2010/09/10 16:46:16
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alpharius wrote:Hyenajoe wrote:OMG Vindicator, this one was terrible indeed.
WarOne wrote:Tyyr wrote:Orlanth wrote:I would not be suprised if tyhe chickens were killed by the shock. High speed passes can cause a lot of damage at low altitudes.
Highly unlikely. A mach 1.0+ pass at 100 feet will leave your ears ringing but that's it.
I would not be suprised that FRENCH chickens were killed by the shock.
Cos' you think American chicken are too smart to die the same way? You racist...
Racist?
Is "French" its own race now?!?
Well in the states we do have this wonderful confectionary delight we use to eat anyone of the French race we find in America:
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2010/09/10 16:51:11
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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So that's why there was an American Werewolf in Paris!
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2010/09/10 17:01:35
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:So that's why there was an American Werewolf in Paris!
He was on safari, much like Teddy Roosevelt.  Here he is pictured here with his former hunting deer showing his latest prize, a Texan: 
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2010/09/10 17:07:39
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Noble of the Alter Kindred
United Kingdom
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That motorbike looks rubbish.
Harleys have come on leaps and bounds since then.
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2010/09/10 18:52:46
Subject: Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:That motorbike looks rubbish.
Harleys have come on leaps and bounds since then.
Indeed they have:
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2010/09/11 09:57:45
Subject: Re:Jet fighters scare 4,800 chickens to death
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Yep, this is officially a rampage. Tee Hee!!!
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