"I need some help, got 4 lings killing my workers."



"OK MAN! I GOT THIS!" *Nuclear Launch Detected*
GENERATION 7: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.

92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig.
94% of teens would go into a panic attack if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building. 5% would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BIT__!!!!!. Copy and paste this into your sig if you are part of the 1% who would run up, push them off, and laugh/eat popcorn as they fell.
(thanks To the people who loved these sigs for making me a new one.)

terribletrygon said: Almost no one has been killed over video/war games. Except for MMORPGs, but that's just natural selection.
rowan341 said: Also I'd like to see a jedi's reaction to a vortex grenade.
DeathReaper wrote:
futuristic battles should not be fought man to man, rather Tank to tank!

I'll use my super l33t google skills to Bring this thread back to life!

Emperors Faithful wrote:I've seen a better version of that.

You wrote: Did it hurt?

Her wrote: Did what hurt?

You wrote: When you fell from Heaven?

Her wrote: Awww.

You wrote: 'Cos your face is fethed up.

THIS IS HERSEY!
HERSEY!
This quote has been purged by holy flame!

I only use Terrans. because they have transformers.....

When at a gorcery store. you Immediately yell "POP FOR THE POP GOD! CAFFINE FOR THE THRONE OF DEW!" I've actually done that. I'm not allowed there by county law. too bad it was in California hehehehehehe

Only one way to kill a Slaneesh Demonette if you run out of bullets. Do it.


Say to a Commissar that Chaos=Good and Emperor=Bad
Say to a Commissar that women are your Redeemers.
Hit on the Busty Commissar!
Date a Busty Commissar.
'Accidentally' shoot a Inquisitor in the foot.
Trade a bolter for a autogun because you thought it looked cooler.

I could see a wargamer getting mad at a kid and doing a Homer Simpson thing. "THAT WAS MOST FAVORITE CHARACTER DAMMIT!"

The Imperial Warmachine does do research. Like that of a slowed Slug!

In the far future there is only PIE!
Omegus wrote:What are you smoking? Me:something very good for my health thanks to the new state laws

You forget Bruce Lee beat Chuck norris.
So we are the end of this debate good!

I love fire espically when its on tree.
Fire bad. Tree Pretty.

This is my theory on the primarchs :/
How about they were a "break in case of Imperium downfall" And they have yet to be broken!
And he they are
Storm Knights. Primarch Asherain

Blood Hands. Primarch Leory Jenkins.

Or........

Angry Marines. Primarch Chuck Norris.

Ninja Marines. Primarch Bruce Lee.

No one follows the rules.

Yes real men. Are going Extinct in Illinois. If you can say the city Bangkok. And not laugh. You are not a real man -.-. Or you haven't fully grown.

By Psychiatrist for Kharn the Betrayer.
"How do you feel."
"ANGRY!!!!!!"
"ok take these pills."
"ME GOING TO RIP YOUR SKULL OFF AND USE IT AS A TROPHY."

This like asking who would you shot your Munitions officer when he is the only that is employed or the Sexy hot lady. Who would you shoot. Munitions officer of course.

Damn kids ran over me flowers!

THREAD NECROMANCY! I MUST RP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know if you play too much when you....

For your Facebook account you label your job as Inquisitor.
And for Bio. you mention warhammer 40k more than once.
You are waiting *patiently* for Ultramarines movie.
When you see the Signal for a Crusader. You Think OMG HES A BLACK TEMPLAR! *guilty*
MY WIFE FOR HIRE!