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1st Amendment

Teen suspended from school over nose ring, claims nose ring is a religious symbol. Her mother and her are in The Church of Body Modification.

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2nd Amendment

Man is informed of his mothers ill condition shoots Doctor, his mother and himself.

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Let the arguing begin!

Look, either you lot start behaving yourselves, or Mother (i.e. Britain) is going to come and take control, and take away all your toys until you learn to play nice.

Mr Mystery wrote:Look, either you lot start behaving yourselves, or Mother (i.e. Britain) is going to come and take control, and take away all your toys until you learn to play nice.

We'd rather you didn't.

Ahtman wrote:1st Amendment

Teen suspended from school over nose ring, claims nose ring is a religious symbol. Her mother and her are in The Church of Body Modification.

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I read this just and few minutes ago, and a cried a little on the inside

Then stop misbehaving!

Big Mother Is Watching You!

Mr Mystery wrote:Then stop misbehaving!

Big Mother Is Watching You!

Russia?

We Americans would like to remind you...

Don't you try me sonny jim!

I'll see your Namby Pamby Nuclear threat, and raise you......
GEORDIES....





And I'll tell them you not only spilled their pint, but called their Lass a puff....

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Mr Mystery wrote:Don't you try me sonny jim!

I'll see your Namby Pamby Nuclear threat, and raise you......
GEORDIES....





And I'll tell them you not only spilled their pint, but called their Lass a puff....

SUCK ON AMERICAN FREEDOM!

All she was is a tiny little stud in her nostril. what is so bad about that? That's not distracting in the least.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Mr Mystery wrote:Don't you try me sonny jim!

I'll see your Namby Pamby Nuclear threat, and raise you......
GEORDIES....





And I'll tell them you not only spilled their pint, but called their Lass a puff....

SUCK ON AMERICAN FREEDOM!

Amateurs.

Mr Mystery wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Mr Mystery wrote:Don't you try me sonny jim!

I'll see your Namby Pamby Nuclear threat, and raise you......
GEORDIES....





And I'll tell them you not only spilled their pint, but called their Lass a puff....

SUCK ON AMERICAN FREEDOM!

Amateurs.

And i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Behold! THE JUMBO HAGGIS SUPPER!

Or, 'What Mr Mystery is having for Lunch tomorrow'

If I am ever served haggis I will probably run away or burn it. or burn it and then run away. or give it to a homeless person.

dipped in

Don't be such a limp wristed wuss and scoff it!

It's delicious!

@Rubiksnoob - Oh, but an Oreo pizza? Yum yum!

You people are fething weirdos with childish eating habits.

Ahtman wrote:

dipped in

Oh come on. You're not even trying.



Black Pudding. It's Offal!

Might get one on the side with my Haggis tomorrow, depends how hungry I am.

Albatross wrote:Oh, but an Oreo pizza? Yum yum!

You people are fething weirdos with childish eating habits.

I prefer eat what is affordable and not made of internal organs.

But internal Organs are tasty, and to waste good meat is sinful.

@rubiksnoob - I see. So you've never eaten a sausage or a burger?

@Mr. Mystery - That battered black pudding looks fething awful.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Albatross wrote:Oh, but an Oreo pizza? Yum yum!

You people are fething weirdos with childish eating habits.

I prefer eat what is affordable and not made of internal organs.

Given a choice between internal organs and Ramen noodles...pass the kidneys please.

Mr Mystery wrote:But internal Organs are tasty, and to waste good meat is sinful.

That's why all i eat is ramen! oh wait, ramen is all i eat because that's all i can afford. Oh well.

Albatross wrote:@rubiksnoob - I see. So you've never eaten a sausage or a burger?

@Mr. Mystery - That battered black pudding looks fething awful.

Needs Chippy sauce I think.



mmmm.....Liver!

Albatross wrote:@rubiksnoob - I see. So you've never eaten a sausage or a burger?

@Mr. Mystery - That battered black pudding looks fething awful.

Nuh uh. bad vibes man. I steer clear of beef and whatever it is people put in sausages/hotdogs.

Mr Mystery wrote:

Albatross wrote:@rubiksnoob - I see. So you've never eaten a sausage or a burger?

@Mr. Mystery - That battered black pudding looks fething awful.

Needs Chippy sauce I think.



mmmm.....Liver!

I've got a couple pounds of that sitting in my fridge, actually, and another couple of chicken liver at my parent's waiting to be cooked. The stuff's delicious, especially fried up in bacon grease with a bit of flower... *drools*

Mr Mystery wrote:
Amateurs.

That's actually not as bad as I thought - my first reaction was, 'is that poutine haggis?'

Albatross wrote:@Rubiksnoob - Oh, but an Oreo pizza? Yum yum!

You people are fething weirdos with childish eating habits.

Hi.

I'm Chowderhead13.

Also, this.




Lunch, anyone?

Mr Mystery wrote:Behold! THE JUMBO HAGGIS SUPPER!

Or, 'What Mr Mystery is having for Lunch tomorrow'

I have seen alot worse....