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2010/10/12 00:51:58
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Flailing Flagellant
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Me and a good buddy of mine were playing in our FLGS against each other. He put the good ol WOC Khorne army down and I had my Ogres. Now the thing that made me almost laugh like a maniac was that he declared his Lord of Khorne had a Wizards hat. For those of you who dont know this turns him into a caster. Anyway games ends ( Solid Win for Him ) and on his way to the bus stop he was struck by a car turning a corner. Accident or not? Im still trying to decide whether or not I should make a shrine in my room.
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2010/10/12 01:00:20
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Is he okay?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
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2010/10/12 01:05:57
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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Q: How many of a specific demographic group are required to carry out a simple task?
A: An arbitrary number. One to carry out the task in question, and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
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2010/10/12 01:09:38
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Flailing Flagellant
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Nah I aint trolling just telling a funny happening. He wasnt hurt seriously in anyway. He continued on his way ( like I said car was making a turn and thankfully wasnt going too fast). Needless to he swears that the Hat will never be on any of his chars again!
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2010/10/12 07:44:53
Subject: Re:Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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You. Don't. Mess. With. FLUFF!
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2010/10/12 07:57:27
Subject: Re:Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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He failed his Death or Glory roll.
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2010/10/12 07:58:39
Subject: Re:Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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The dark gods can be fickle.
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2010/10/12 08:21:13
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Well, now you can make fun of him about failing his "tank shock" morale test.
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"There is no limit to the human spirit, but sometimes I wish there was."
Customers ask me what army I play in 40k. Wrong Question. The only army I've never played is orks.
              
The Connoisseur of Crap.
Knowing is half the battle. But it is only half. Execution...application...performance...now that is the other half.
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2010/10/12 09:26:18
Subject: Re:Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Lady of the Lake
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snurl wrote:The dark gods can be fickle.
Nah, he put a wizard hat onto a Khorne lord. He's lucky a plane didn't fall on him.
Khorne is pretty consistent with his magic hate.
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2010/10/12 09:26:29
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Hierarch
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scuddman wrote:Well, now you can make fun of him about failing his "tank shock" morale test.
But he didn't fail the morale check... he failed on the "Death Or Glory" attempt.
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2010/10/12 09:27:50
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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If he had some anonymous friends with him he could have benefited from the 'look out sir' rule.
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2010/10/12 09:40:38
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Did he announce:
"I put on my robe and wizard hat" in the correct manner?
If not he was surely doomed.
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2010/10/12 09:46:31
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Dakka Veteran
Everywhere I'm not supposed to be.
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Khorne's gonna get his skull one way or another. Tell your friend to invest in a good, solid underground bunker. Then just cross your fingers and hope for the best.
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2010/10/12 11:08:51
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Barpharanges
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CrashUSAR wrote:Khorne's gonna get his skull one way or another. Tell your friend to invest in a good, solid underground bunker. Then just cross your fingers and hope for the best.
No bunker can surrvive a Bloodcrusher charge ! Just hope its deep cause an Angry bloodletter could be on his way.
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2010/10/12 11:46:23
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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Perhaps Khorne has something against buses... he was clearly offended...
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 MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies) 
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is 
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2010/10/13 20:21:19
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Death-Dealing Devastator
Utah
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He clearly had it coming.
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Warhammer 40k  Ultramarines 5000pts  Green Tide 2500pts  Foot sloggin' Romanoth 1st-5th 3000pts  Eldar 1250 pts
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2010/10/14 08:30:48
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Widowmaker
Perth, WA, australia
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He offended his (chaos) god
you didn't expect any less don't you?
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So far
500 point of
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2010/10/14 15:14:11
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Why can't demons wear hats? I mean, look at Damien from The Omen. He always wore that little hat. Thus, hats are allowed on demons, and are fluffy.
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2010/10/14 15:26:46
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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[DCM]
Dankhold Troggoth
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Probably would've been easier for him to take a non-khorne caster to augment his lord, instead. Looks like this will be the path he chooses in the future
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2010/10/18 22:08:37
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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So the car rolled a 1 to wound? Luckky break!
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2010/10/21 05:11:23
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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LOL...just LOL...
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2010/10/21 05:16:49
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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This thread is so full of win.
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2010/10/21 05:32:33
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Sinister Chaos Marine
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Thank god the car didn't have deff rollas, it'd be 2d6 strength "semi at 80 miles an hour" hits.
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2010/10/21 05:42:23
Subject: Re:Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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It was defantly purposeful on his part 
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5000+ pts. Eldar 2500pts 
"The only thing that match's the Eldar's firepower, is their arrogance".
8th General at Alamo GT 2011.
Tied 2nd General Alamo GT 2012
Top General Lower Bracket Railhead 2011
Top General Railhead 2012
# of Local Tournaments Won: 4
28-9-1 In Tournaments As Eldar.
Maintained a 75% Win Ratio As Eldar in 5th Edition GT's.
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2010/10/21 17:52:45
Subject: Re:Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Longmeadow MA 25+ Trade Rep
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This is an awe inspiring happenstance!
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"Orkses never lost a battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!" 
I dig how in a setting where giant, muscled fungus men ride Mad Max cars and use their own teeth as currency, the concept of little engineering dudes with beards was considered a step too far down the aisle of silliness.
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2010/10/21 17:57:54
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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And that, children, is why you don't experiment with chaos.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2010/10/21 18:11:54
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Pure win...guy had it comming.
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Monster Rain wrote: Don't be so neurotic about your lil' space manz.[/quote
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2010/10/21 18:28:12
Subject: Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Huge Bone Giant
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:Did he announce:
"I put on my robe and wizard hat" in the correct manner?
If not he was surely doomed.
MGS. . . You just made me burn the inside of my nose with coffee. Good show, sir!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/10/21 18:30:23
"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
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2010/10/21 19:38:55
Subject: Re:Local Player Hit by Car...Accident or Not. You Decide!
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Ultramarine Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Iur_tae_mont wrote:He failed his Death or Glory roll.
LOL
I mean... That's just wrong. Shame on you.
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