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2010/10/13 21:24:02
Subject: Student Stupidity: Front Aerial
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Battleship Captain
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Been a while since I last had one of these stories.
So for gym today, the class went into the weight room. Not many people do anything, a couple people are tossing a medicine ball around, so I do my thing.
i hook up some cable and pulleys for a tricep pressdown, and get started.
"You ain't no gymnast, you can't do dat gak [ see forum posting rules]!" I hear behind me.
I turn, and see one of the schools fine young urbanite* student.
The first thing in my head was:
Yeah, I'm not idiot. I wish I could do a front aerial.
Second was:
Do you mean body builder? Weight lifter?
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AT least I'm actually doing something. You were to lazy to even run warmup laps.
Thought I'd entertain y'all with that little story.
* Rage barely contained
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2010/10/13 21:26:41
Subject: Student Stupidity: Front Aerial
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Hmm. I have a similar problem except people think i am freaking weak. Yet I am so fast it is like watching flash on krak.... But people underestimate other people sometimes its a pain in the arse but yes i can see what was happening
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2010/10/13 21:32:44
Subject: Student Stupidity: Front Aerial
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Been a while since I last had one of these stories.
So for gym today, the class went into the weight room. Not many people do anything, a couple people are tossing a medicine ball around, so I do my thing.
i hook up some cable and pulleys for a tricep pressdown, and get started.
"You ain't no gymnast, you can't do dat gak [ see forum posting rules]!" I hear behind me.
I turn, and see one of the schools fine young urbanite* student.
The first thing in my head was:
Yeah, I'm not idiot. I wish I could do a front aerial.
Second was:
Do you mean body builder? Weight lifter?
Third:
AT least I'm actually doing something. You were to lazy to even run warmup laps.
Thought I'd entertain y'all with that little story.
* Rage barely contained
Just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/10/13 21:47:55
Subject: Student Stupidity: Front Aerial
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Been a while since I last had one of these stories.
So for gym today, the class went into the weight room. Not many people do anything, a couple people are tossing a medicine ball around, so I do my thing.
i hook up some cable and pulleys for a tricep pressdown, and get started.
"You ain't no gymnast, you can't do dat gak [ see forum posting rules]!" I hear behind me.
I turn, and see one of the schools fine young urbanite* student.
The first thing in my head was:
Yeah, I'm not idiot. I wish I could do a front aerial.
Second was:
Do you mean body builder? Weight lifter?
Third:
AT least I'm actually doing something. You were to lazy to even run warmup laps.
Thought I'd entertain y'all with that little story.
* Rage barely contained
There's this guy who attends my the gym my friend goes to, who goes to the place in a baseball cap, jeans, skate shoes and a hoodie hanging around the weight machines with high settings and any time an attractive girl walks by hes starts
lifting the heavy weights, only to put them back when they leave just standing around the machines trying to look cool. 
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2010/10/13 21:54:11
Subject: Student Stupidity: Front Aerial
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Been a while since I last had one of these stories.
So for gym today, the class went into the weight room. Not many people do anything, a couple people are tossing a medicine ball around, so I do my thing.
i hook up some cable and pulleys for a tricep pressdown, and get started.
"You ain't no gymnast, you can't do dat gak [ see forum posting rules]!" I hear behind me.
I turn, and see one of the schools fine young urbanite* student.
The first thing in my head was:
Yeah, I'm not idiot. I wish I could do a front aerial.
Second was:
Do you mean body builder? Weight lifter?
My friend has a problem like this. He was tortured by his classmates for being short, so he threw one out of the doors of our school bus.
Third:
AT least I'm actually doing something. You were to lazy to even run warmup laps.
Thought I'd entertain y'all with that little story.
* Rage barely contained
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