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I'm about to do the final touches on a looted wagon. I got an idea of having a pinup on the sides, but don't have the skills needed to draw it myself.
Aibrushing it is no problem, but the design itself is a pita...
This would ofcourse be an orc hottie, about one inch tall/wide.
Anyone feel like helping me out?

oveku wrote:an orc hottie

I think that is beyond my skills. I'm assuming you're simply ignoring the canon that Orks are asexual.

Better yet, make it look like they stole the pinup from an imperial vehicle.

Be sure to add silly glasses and a moustache to the imperial hottie

AlexHolker wrote:

oveku wrote:an orc hottie

I think that is beyond my skills. I'm assuming you're simply ignoring the canon that Orks are asexual.

I am very aware of the "We grow from spores" mythology, but it is just too much fun not to do this...

brother_zach wrote:make it look like they stole the pinup from an imperial vehicle.

Nice idea. That would at least make it quite easy, since I just can grab the motive from the net.

oveku wrote:Nice idea. That would at least make it quite easy, since I just can grab the motive from the net.

Well if you're not bothered about it being unique you could probably find some sexy Orks from other things. I've seen some very dodgy artwork done from the World of Warcraft Orks for one, rule 34 and all that.

There's an Ork cheerleader for Bloodbowl you could use as a template

elaverick wrote:There's an Ork cheerleader for Bloodbowl you could use as a template

Going to have nightmares for a week after doing a google search for that.
But that has some real possibilities.

the orc cheer leader is hilarius! but if you still need help pm me and i might chuck something together over the weekend for you.

I...I'm really sorry boss, but all the puntin' and 'urtin in the cosmos doesn't make even da runtiest of grots any less terrified to paint Orkses wit da 'umie know-wots to 'em. They say it's unholy boss, dat Gorks gonna come down 'ere and make 'em runty 'urty lil' buggers for all time. We did...uh...'urt 'em into comin' up wit somfin'...a bunch of 'em kilt themselves afterwarts though, those ones that didn't burn their eyes out before it was done dat is, or cut their arms offs and run around goin "no paints! no paints! no arms is no paints!", but we made thems ones use their feets day was left.



So I er...dey tried boss, dey really dids.