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**pix3lboy**

surprisingly large dwarf wearing

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the skin of his

**ChargerIIC**

Dwarf Runelord Banging an

**gruebot**

obnoxiously large banana against

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an enormous iron chipmonk.

**gruebot**

The other day I

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thought about getting out

**gruebot**

of my pajamas when

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all of a sudden

**ChargerIIC**

in the deep caves

**Lupus Mortem**

where Melania robots are

**ChargerIIC**

Hoary Long Fangs with

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night vision goggles, A

**gruebot**

rubber chicken, two bananas,

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and gruebot walked into

**pix3lboy**

a pit filled with

**BigWaaagh**

pudding and Sarah Huckabee-Sanders

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and said, "Pardon me

**gruebot**

, is Toadstool going to

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be returning before your

**gruebot**

majesty's teeth fall out?

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If, at any time

**gruebot**

they begin falling out

**Lupus Mortem**

stuff her mouth with

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wads of brexit cash

**Lupus Mortem**

and warm English beer

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until all the tories

**gruebot**

marry their cousins and

**Lupus Mortem**

move to South Carolina

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to found a colony.