If you could create any god what would he/she be?

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**kravus master of Horus**

Mine would be Venus, God of female space marines!

**Fiend**

kravus master of Horus wrote:Mine would be Venus, God of female space marines!

I'd create Mars, God of destroying Venus and her marines. Wait, Khorne can do that. I'd create:

Jimsolo wrote:Enkedesh. He Who Lives In The Heart. The Chaos god of fear and creeping terror, as well as the slow loss of sanity. His symbol is a gray spiraling circle. His number is five.

He dwells within a shadowy realm where darkness reigns. After all, darkness IS the primordial fear. The closer to the center one goes, the darker it gets. Eventually, no light will push back the darkness, be it psychic, natural, or artificial. Any mortals who venture to his realm usually expect to be confronted by their worst fear, but this is not the way that Enkedesh operates. Instead, as the traveller moves closer and closer inwards, lesser fears of his begin to crop up, assaulting him from the darkness. He will be assaulted not by his worst fears, but instead by the things that he was unaware he truly feared.

Enkedesh prefers small, relatively weak demons in his service, who take the form of slender imps. These creatures are less effective as mainline combatans, and far more efficient at stealth, subterfuge, and ambush.

The heavy guns of his armies are the Undying. They are frail looking demons who posess moderate skill in combat. Their main powerhouse ability is their nigh invulnerability. They can survive lascannons, chainswords, and direct hits from orbital bombardments. These weapons do not bounce off the demon or leave it unphased, however. Each weapon will damage the creature as much as would be expected, only for it to rise and resume its attacks, much to the horror of its opponent.

He is depicted as a thin figure, dressed in funerary clothes of whatever culture is representing him. (Eldar, human, etc.) His face is always hooded, and it is only assumed that he is male. None know for sure. (Although some cultures refer to him as a female, this is not a case of both being true, as with Slaanesh, it is merely a case of the truth not being known.)

And no, none of this is canon, I just made it up from the top of my head.

**kravus master of Horus**

sounds cool!

**Mr Nobody**

Phobos, greek god of fear and terror.

**Asherian Command**

Bill from Accounting.

**asimo77**

I made a custom god/daemon for my CSM. The god of hypocrisy, which is a big theme of my CSM.

Everything has a vaguely greek theme in that list so I was thinking Hippocron could be a good name.

**Mr Nobody**

Nurgle is based off of Nergal, and I'll bet you that Tzeentch is based off Thoth, egyptian god of wisdom and has a bird's head.

**Iur_tae_mont**

Mary Sue, The god of poor fanficton and equally poor canon.

**Asherian Command**

I know of one god that everyone loves and hates.
Bob the god of common names.
Seth McFarland god of humor
Nerdius god of never getting laid. (Slaanesh's rival)

And I real one...
Athena god of law and order
Apollo god of poetry
Zeus king of the gods.
And The Phoenix god of rebirth.

**Warboss Imbad Ironskull**

Therian the 40k god of beasts. He speaks to the ancestral animal instincts within every creature, those who give in to his whispers turn into feral creatures more beast then man (or alien).

**Retrias**

Legus
God of oversized S10 guns

and at last the Tau have something to pray on

**Pilau Rice**

Sockopholos - The god of sock misfortune

Everytime a sock goes missing in the washing machine, this is his doing.

Everytime your big toe starts to poke through the end, this is his doing.

Everytime you sort your socks out and you have 6 pairs and 1 sock left over, this is his doing.

Fear Sockopholus' wrath for he will drive you insane.

People who willingly wear odd socks are his servants and their temple is underneath the bed, or behind a wardrobe.

**Shenra**

Daemon god of war...gets stronger as turn progresses

**Madmax1**

I'd go with Caffeinius. God of the awake and alert. His minions would be Coffee and Tea, and his standard bearer would be Cappucino the never-sleeping.

**snurl**

Placentis, the unknown god of the holy afterbirth, who is totally ignored each Christmas season. His name is not praised, no carols are sung in his worship, yet he lingers, and waits, for he is funny to those who know of him. His most common form of acknowledgement is a small spawn figure slipped into the back of the household creche. Also known as Umbilicus.

Erectus, God of the morning wood. His followers are swift to harden to his stiff diciplines.

**rubiksnoob**

Gailbraithe!
God of BLAMETHEVICTIMFASCISTSWINESCUM!!1!!!

Or GES, god of handy knife fighters.

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

C'thulu.

Then, the non-believers shall learn. Oh yes

...

**His Master's Voice**

10 years ago I'd say it would have to be Asherah. She had funny ideas about temple services.

Today, it would be PCIX, the small totem god of PC hardware protection.

**Asherian Command**

His Master's Voice wrote:10 years ago I'd say it would have to be Asherah. She had funny ideas about temple services.

Today, it would be PCIX, the small totem god of PC hardware protection.

I am dog? I never knew that!

(Dumbass mode off)

Anyway it would be cool if My dog became a doggy god. God of the food.

**bagley**

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:C'thulu.

Then, the non-believers shall learn. Oh yes ...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

**Mr Mystery**

Me, God of not really being that fussed at all.

And all prayers unto shall end with 'ah.....meh'.

**Slarg232**

Another Mortal Dares to summon me, and already I'm bored. But enough about me, let's talk about you. I could turn you into a goat. Or a puddle. Or a bad idea. I could make you eat your own fingers! Or fall in love with a cloud. Perhaps I could make you into something useful. Let's find out.

**Asherian Command**

Slarg232 wrote:

Another Mortal Dares to summon me, and already I'm bored. But enough about me, let's talk about you. I could turn you into a goat. Or a puddle. Or a bad idea. I could make you eat your own fingers! Or fall in love with a cloud. Perhaps I could make you into something useful. Let's find out.

Who? Is this?

**mattyrm**

I would make a God that has the amazing unfathomable intellect that would allow him to create the physical constants and the parsecs of space and time, but then "design" the human eye and make sure that 50% of the human race needs to wear glasses.

Oh and "design" our jaws so they cant fit all of our teeth in.

And design them to lust after other humans but hate them for it.

And then come fly to earth with magic, and get himself nailed to a cross in possibly the most ill concieved attempt ever to make us all love each other.

Thats the type of God i would invent.

**bagley**

Asherian Command wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:

Another Mortal Dares to summon me, and already I'm bored. But enough about me, let's talk about you. I could turn you into a goat. Or a puddle. Or a bad idea. I could make you eat your own fingers! Or fall in love with a cloud. Perhaps I could make you into something useful. Let's find out.

Who? Is this?

Sheogorath, daedric prince of madness from Oblivion

Woops! I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one! Who puts cats in bags anyhow? Cats HATE bags.

hehe love it

**George Spiggott**

mattyrm wrote:I would make a God that has the amazing unfathomable intellect that would allow him to create the physical constants and the parsecs of space and time, but then "design" the human eye and make sure that 50% of the human race needs to wear glasses.

Oh and "design" our jaws so they cant fit all of our teeth in.

And design them to lust after other humans but hate them for it.

And then come fly to earth with magic, and get himself nailed to a cross in possibly the most ill concieved attempt ever to make us all love each other.

Thats the type of God i would invent.

Are you at all familiar with IP and Copyright laws?

**Slarg232**

bagley wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Slarg232 wrote:

Another Mortal Dares to summon me, and already I'm bored. But enough about me, let's talk about you. I could turn you into a goat. Or a puddle. Or a bad idea. I could make you eat your own fingers! Or fall in love with a cloud. Perhaps I could make you into something useful. Let's find out.

Who? Is this?

Sheogorath, daedric prince of madness from Oblivion

Woops! I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one! Who puts cats in bags anyhow? Cats HATE bags.

hehe love it

HOW DARE YOU INTERrUPT ME! Only I interrupt me! Like I just did!

He has the best quotes in the game, bar non

**sexiest_hero**

I'd my my junk a God of fertility. PEE-NOR THE MIGHTY. Look, behold him, and despair!

**snurl**

Sackatoa, god of angry cats in bags.