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Our son is 3. He sings the imperial march. I think we won't have to have a talk with him.
painted: 12 dryads,9 glade guard,2 glade guard scouts.
assembled but unpainted: 2 glade guard and the lord's bowman, 8 glade guard scouts, sexy elf lord
in the box: , 8 glade riders, , one female spellsinger, Orion, Ariel, the faerie queen. SOB immolator, 15 sisters.
I laughed. Nice video for sure, and it honestly, is how I feel about it all. Im glad my son is going the way he is with StarWars. When he plays StarWars, he actually tells his friends, NO ONE can be Jar JAr, because Jar Jar is stupid
Cause at puberty, both sexes are quite eager to have sex, not just men
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Albatross wrote:I never got the whole 'Space Wars' thing. What's it about?
I mean, I know it's a series of films... Are they any good? I've never seen them. Are they worth checking out?
What's a 'Dark Vader'?
Well,you see Alby..A long time ago...in a galaxy far,far away...a whiny child named Anikin lived on a planet named Tatooine with his mom,he whined and whined and then whined some more,then some jedi showed up,they discovered he was the "chosen one who would bring balance to the Force",he whined some more and then won a pod race,freeing himself to join the Jedi...he then did some stuff and whined alot.
Skip ahead,and a now adolescent Anikin is a Jedi apprentice,still whining...but now with added bonus angst,more stuff happens,Anikins mom dies..which makes him even more whiny and angsty...and he marries Natile Portman.
Skip ahead,Anikin is still whiny..but now he's also angry,things happen,stuff explodes..Christopher Lee gets decapitated and Anikin gets even angryer because Natile Portman is going to die,more things...more stuff...Anikin joins the Dark Side and kills Samuel L. Jackson..apparently Anikin will say what all he wants too..
Anikin then does lots of stuff that makes people sad...he fights his best friend on a sea of lava...gets chopped up and burned to a crisp...but,he gets to wear a really cool and scary outfit after that...and his voice is now that of a talented Black actor instead of a constant whine.
Meanwhile...Natile Portman dies...but first she gives birth to twins,the male of which will grow up to whine alot...just like Daddy,have incestuous thoughts about his sister,blow up his dads cool planet destroying space station..that is sometimes mistaken for a moon,learn about the Force,hang out in a swamp with a little green guy..whine some more...get his hand lopped off..discover he has a seriously fethed up family situation...become a Jedi and help "save" his Father from the dark side.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
Melissia wrote:It's talk to your kids, not your son.
Cause at puberty, both sexes are quite eager to have sex, not just men
If that's true how come none of the girls want to have sex with me?
Wow...did you actually just voluntarily walk into that mine field??
I literally laughed out loud when I read this.
But yes I think he did...man I wish I had the detonator switch too...
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I want you to know that every time I fart under the covers... (Frrp!)
I'm doing it because I care about you and I want to keep you warm.
Don't fight my methane cuddels. Enjoy them!
Melissia wrote:It's talk to your kids, not your son.
Cause at puberty, both sexes are quite eager to have sex, not just men
If that's true how come none of the girls want to have sex with me?
Wow...did you actually just voluntarily walk into that mine field??
I literally laughed out loud when I read this.
But yes I think he did...man I wish I had the detonator switch too...
It was meant to actually be a joke that made fun of myself, nothing serious.
Anyways back on-topic, I liked the video but I wouldn't go so far as to call it hilarious, it did put a smile on my face however. I also liked how it referenced many of the common tropes associated with the "Star Wars" universe and fandom.
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Nurglitch wrote:This is a very good question. How does a father explain the Leia-on-Luke brother-sister action?
Well,the first time my children saw episodes 4-6,neither noticed as they were to caught up in the battles,Darth Vader and how "cute" the Ewoks were.
During a later viewing,my son made the connection and proclaimed his disgust to the household...I explained that Luke and Leia didn't know that they were brother and sister when they kissed.
Thankfully it got dropped then and there,as I didn't really want to hypothesize about all the off screen uncomfortable moments that probably took place between Luke and Leia.
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
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