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Amanax wrote:

HAZZER wrote:How can I get promoted to a hounor gauard squad,because ive won this thing were I only anscer to the chapter master,(Sergeant Chronus of the ultramrines has it).

Then go be an Ultramarine like the rest of the stuck up boy scouts? >_>

Speaking of Ultramarines... can we go whack them some time? I hate em...

I'd be up for smashing some smurf skulls

Amanax wrote:I'd be up for smashing some smurf skulls

I want Calgar's head on my wall.

Brotha Goddard heya to trounce sum xeno tossuhs!

gaovinni wrote:

Amanax wrote:I'd be up for smashing some smurf skulls

I want Calgar's head on my wall.

Sorry go there before you he is on my wall in termi armour alive,hint(The house he's not in is the one with the huge ultramrines sighin and whole chaper around gauarding ).

HAZZER wrote:How can I get promoted to a hounor gauard squad,because ive won this thing were I only anscer to the chapter master,(Sergeant Chronus of the ultramrines has it).

You have to use correct spelling and grammar for the rest of your life...
It is a heavy burden to bear but someone must bear it.
Incidentally Sergeant Chronus has the rank of Spear of Ultramar which affords him that privilege.

Guys... write like civilised people, or Darkvoid will come and smash your faces in... If I don't.


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But if English isn't your first language, that's fine too.

gaovinni wrote:Brother Forden. Try not to shoot Shiny Feet before we have a dreadnought to put him into.

You only said i wasn't allowed to kill him...
Which essentially means headshots are out but everything else is in.

HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

Weeeeelll... that's tricky ground... I think chest shots and gut shots qualify, too. Anyways, we should ask Avon when the Dread will be ready. Though I will miss Dave in my squad...

Hey Avon, we ready for a battle yet?


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BTW, can you post our kill counts?

Fine then limbs only...

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

HAZZER wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

I'm pretty sure you need to be able to spell Ultramarines before you are allowed to be the Chapter Master...

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

I'm pretty sure you need to be able to spell Ultramarines before you are allowed to be the Chapter Master...

*zing* To be fair, there is a lot of paperwork, so it would make some sense too. Then there's all the autographs the Ultramarines would have to sign too.

Just Dave wrote:

purplefood wrote:

HAZZER wrote:

coolyo294 wrote:HEY! Stop making fun of the Ultramarines!

yer same here there the best chapter ever,how about we make join the ultramrines today thred I baggsy chapter master!

I'm pretty sure you need to be able to spell Ultramarines before you are allowed to be the Chapter Master...

*zing* To be fair, there is a lot of paperwork, so it would make some sense too. Then there's all the autographs the Ultramarines would have to sign too.

Not too many autographs left to be signed after the Tyranids almost consumed Macragge.

Also means that it wouldn't be too hard to eliminate those who remain... According to Dorn, Guilliman's Codex Astartes was weakening the Imperiums' overall strength, making it so that those who needed the power to command their legions would not be able to muster enough forces in time to stop any real threat. Macragges near destruction experience is proof of Dorn's words! Had they been able to muster the full might of their former glory, they could have repelled the invaders with a much lower casualty rate.

The Ultramarines are traitors to the Imperium and thus must be extinguished along with every fool who stands beside them! For the good of mankind, I request a crusade to wipe their filth from this sector!

And Baal being invaded by a bucket load of daemons and Nids...
And Fenris being attacked by both the Imperium and The Thousand Sons...

purplefood wrote:And Baal being invaded by a bucket load of daemons and Nids...
And Fenris being attacked by both the Imperium and The Thousand Sons...

Purge the unclean! All weakness must be cast out. Doubt is a sign of weakness! We must act now! There shall be none who will be spared our wrath. By the Emperor's hand we march. By his light we shall vanquish the wicked. The sons of Guilliman, Russ, and Sanguinius have become tainted. We have been given this chance to bring the Imperium back to it's former glory!

We are Hellsing Crusaders. We are the right arm of the Emperor. We are his sword, as He is our shield. We will destroy the Heratic, the Mutant, and the Xenos from our former Brethren.

Slaughtering Ultramarines... sounds fun.

Amanax wrote:

purplefood wrote:And Baal being invaded by a bucket load of daemons and Nids...
And Fenris being attacked by both the Imperium and The Thousand Sons...

Purge the unclean! All weakness must be cast out. Doubt is a sign of weakness! We must act now! There shall be none who will be spared our wrath. By the Emperor's hand we march. By his light we shall vanquish the wicked. The sons of Guilliman, Russ, and Sanguinius have become tainted. We have been given this chance to bring the Imperium back to it's former glory!

We are Hellsing Crusaders. We are the right arm of the Emperor. We are his sword, as He is our shield. We will destroy the Heratic, the Mutant, and the Xenos from our former Brethren.

I don't want to invade Fenris...
Most attacking armies have a poor track record for that particular operation.

The dogs of Fenris will fall in due time. For we are patient. Have faith brother. To do our job we must let the Emperor guide us. Macragge and the sons of Guilliman will be the first to be cleansed. Fenris will be second. We will start at the edges, making our way in, for the dogs are not ones to hold back. We will lure them our of their caves, and when they discover the chase was naught but a ruse, they will return home to a planet void of life, and broken.

For I have faith that our recon mission put forth by Lord Avondale was for this exact purpose. We must learn what we can about their movements in order to strike them at their heart.

Yes. Lets attack the 2nd largest chapter and the one best known for killing the crap out of people that f**k with them.
You can go first... i'll be over here repainting my armour so i can join the Deathwatch when everyone else gets themselves killed.

purplefood wrote:Yes. Lets attack the 2nd largest chapter and the one best known for killing the crap out of people that f**k with them.
You can go first... i'll be over here repainting my armour so i can join the Deathwatch when everyone else gets themselves killed.

Can you help me paint mine?

gaovinni wrote:

purplefood wrote:Yes. Lets attack the 2nd largest chapter and the one best known for killing the crap out of people that f**k with them.
You can go first... i'll be over here repainting my armour so i can join the Deathwatch when everyone else gets themselves killed.

Can you help me paint mine?

Sure, you do my back and I'll do yours...
Also remember not to paint the inside of your helmet and to leave the eyes of your helmet paint free. Actually lets cover up the eye with masking tape so we don't get any paint on them.

Amanax wrote:The dogs of Fenris will fall in due time. For we are patient. Have faith brother. To do our job we must let the Emperor guide us. Macragge and the sons of Guilliman will be the first to be cleansed. Fenris will be second. We will start at the edges, making our way in, for the dogs are not ones to hold back. We will lure them our of their caves, and when they discover the chase was naught but a ruse, they will return home to a planet void of life, and broken.

For I have faith that our recon mission put forth by Lord Avondale was for this exact purpose. We must learn what we can about their movements in order to strike them at their heart.

Son. You need to stop talking crap.

Why would we attack our allies? we are all united in the defence of humanity and the Emperor, just because the Ultramarines aren't our spiritual forefathers doesn't mean we should hate them. Nor should we even consider attacking the sons of Russ; arguably the strongest Space Marine chapter, whose homeworld is one of the best protect in the Imperium and their forces some of humanities finest protectors. Say what you like about their customs, but they get the job done and I don't take kindly to those slagging off the Space Wolves.

Watch yourself and your attitude brother, or else you may be the one with missing limbs...

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Dude... not even WE, a chapter of 1000, could take down the Wolves. ESPECIALLY on their home turf.

Haha, Wolf love all around.

To be fair, the only reason I mentioned the wolves was because Purplefood did >_>

And I figured it matched with our "recon" mission <_<

but then again, Avondale has been pretty absent since then, maybe he gave up on us o_O

I wouldnt mess with the Ba either i dont think the dreadnoughts would be very happy if they were woken up again to defend Baal. However they would probably enjoy pulverising daves shiny parts. And they will probably want a word with a certain sponson gunner through the hole they just ripped in someones predator.

You're right.

The only chapter I would honestly like to see purged would be the Ultramarines. But I am a bit over zealous when it comes to the smurfs' destruction o_O

Amanax wrote:Haha, Wolf love all around.

To be fair, the only reason I mentioned the wolves was because Purplefood did >_>

And I figured it matched with our "recon" mission <_<

but then again, Avondale has been pretty absent since then, maybe he gave up on us o_O

I mentioned them as being a victim of the Codex after being forced to change from Legion to Chapter.

purplefood wrote:

Amanax wrote:Haha, Wolf love all around.

To be fair, the only reason I mentioned the wolves was because Purplefood did >_>

And I figured it matched with our "recon" mission <_<

but then again, Avondale has been pretty absent since then, maybe he gave up on us o_O

I mentioned them as being a victim of the Codex after being forced to change from Legion to Chapter.

Oh.

More proof that the Ulramarines are heratics attempting to weaken the Imperium! >______>

Could have saved me a lot of trouble if you had mentioned that sooner ;_;