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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(fine. of course now i have none seeing as how I WAS THROWN OFF A CLIFF. now they all dead or stuck.)

i shoot the dude. "thats for doubting a lord commissars will. ok,so if i sneak in this way i can get back....ive got it." i go and grab 2 demolition charges and new gear. "these should take care of those terminators,and most of that base.unless my men somehow took it." i then head for the vehicle bay.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Barpharanges







The Space Wolf growls and fires his Bolter at the Commissar
"Traitor!"
The Space Wolf sounds the alarm
"Alert traitor guard have entered the Fang!"
He aims his Bolter again and continues to fire on Klimino destroying his robotic arm and injuring him while more Space Wolves arrive

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(...wtf, you never said he was a SW, i thought he was a guardsman. and i shot him in the head,he would of died.)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in gb
Barpharanges







(He's wearing a Helmet and how could he be a Guardsmen , It does make it seem like he's a Space Marine.)

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(yeah cause id shoot a SW blindly. and a guardsman would more likely have small job like landing bay duty than a SM. if their are no guardsman in the fang,i wouldn't be their. especially after becoming a laughing stock for some reason after saying the truth to a cocky SW.)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Barpharanges







(Can we just continue. You annoyed the Space Wolves and they own this planet not you. They don't care for you're life and to them you're another guardsmen. Techmarines do work these kinds of jobs working on. )

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(... -_- fine )

i turn and shoot the SW with my new melta pistol and kill him. i then make it to the vehicle bay and steal a chimera and drive off and escape. "d*** dogs, i didnt do nothin i haven't done before and gotin away with. never have to shoot my own men,oh no,but i have to put down dogs cause there to proud to shut their yap." i make a hard turn into a mountain pass. i make it to the other side and know i have lost any that might have followed. "ok,so what are my options? i could go see if my men are alive,if so they will follow. i now know why catalice hates outsiders so much. i could call for help to catalice. they might listen,owe me something. or i could call some tau. nah,i dont think any are near. plus it would just make me look worse." i hear the sounds of battle to my left. "of course,this place has gone so far down who knows whats comin"

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(dont get the techmarine part. the working on part sound separate and thrown on...no offense meant.)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Barpharanges







(1 They Wouldn't have Chimeras , 2 How can you drive , 3 how can you drive that quickly. Answer: no way But I do have a better option .)

More Space Wolves arrive enraged at the death of their comrade and gun down klimino with no second thoughts in a matter of seconds
"Heretic scum!"

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(1 if they have any guardsman,they have chimeras. 2 experience,hes been in situations were hes needed to know how. 3 chimeras are decent speed,not slow.)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Barpharanges







(1 Capitals , 2 [he's] and 3 no they won't plus you just killed a Space Marine! I don't think even the Guardsmen will like you for that.)

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(when i shot him he was a gurdsman (in my mind) but you changed that. so when he fired on me it was self defence as i was not going to let myself die.) (ill change chemera to rhino,would that be better? no it wouldn't. plus my me were at the capital for alittle and we have chermeras but we left them and took air transportation so i just took one of the ones we left then.)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Barpharanges







lord commissar klimino wrote:(when i shot him he was a guardsman (in my mind) but you changed that. so when he fired on me it was self defense as i was not going to let myself die.) (ill change chimera to rhino,would that be better? no it wouldn't. plus my me were at the capital for a little and we have Chimeras but we left them and took air transportation so i just took one of the ones we left then.)

(Please Improve you're grammar, you never mentioned these things did you? Its difficult to read you're writing.)

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(grammar nazi! jk. ill try.... dude,this has 343 posts,it went up fast...)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Barpharanges







(I don't see how I'm a Nazi and 'JK' which is probably text talk which should not be used on the forums. Sarcasm )

He He He

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(awww man,that funny. sorry,texting fast)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Barpharanges







(We'll kliminos dead I think , seven Bolter rounds will do it.)

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(...really? he drove off...)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in gb
Barpharanges







(I corrected that , Sorry but He's dead so you may create a new character.)

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Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(maybe later. im to hungry at the moment.)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

(Wait what? Who did they kill?)

"Daemon, what are you talking about!? You are making no sense!"

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot






(Well...........pointless as that incident was.....lets move on shall we?)

Mikal returns to his quarters after the day's fighting. He cannot help but wonder about Marius and how he will be affected by what happened today.

Mikal tries to get his mind off the whole thing by repairing his armor and weapons. When he gets to his damaged shoulder guard and eventually repairs that, he carves several runes into the shoulder that spell the word "Boltsplitter."

Mikal looks at his handiwork and smiles, then goes off to rest his mind...

it was going to be a busy day tomorrow...
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(me. over both of us not being clear on are wording.)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

(Actually I am talking about who Chaos said was killed in the message I got)

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(see? no offense but that wasn't obvious,especially after all that , prime example of what i mean.)

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot






Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:(Actually I am talking about who Chaos said was killed in the message I got)


(Probably talking about the farseer, if you didn't know, Marius had her blown out of the sky after she left (or tried to leave anyway) Fenris, I wouldn't have done it but Marta outranks me so....)
   
Made in gb
Fireknife Shas'el




Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix

(Wait, what?! Why Tyranic?! Why?!)

Great RP Lord of Dakka

Don't mess with the Kaiser!

"It's not what you do, it is how big the explosion is, and the people you kill allong the way that makes it all worthwhile," The Kaiser

sillyboy wrote:Are you my twin brother, Kais? O_o
 
   
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader






(You said he had a sword.)
I roll over dodging the weapon and set the flamer into lasmode. Trying to lass some of his armourjoints together.

5000 (with titan and baneblade)
nocturne's first 2000
looks like the nightbringer isn't that though. just a well placed nuke and he's death XD
can somebody send me pics of an death korpse banner. 
   
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Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:(Wait, what?! Why Tyranic?! Why?!)


( See, that's what you miss when you have a life! Apparently its a law or something, no xenos can be allowed to leave Fenris if they manage to land, the thing that I love about that is nobody bothered to tell the farseer she was gonna get turned into ashes if she came down from orbit. Whether that still stands in the face of Chaos incursion I'm not sure, but I do distinctly remember Marius saying he was glad Shas wasn't there so he didn't have to blow up the Tau too...

You might want to send Marta and or Blood a PM about that...)

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Barpharanges







Chapter 3: Battle of the ancients (Just another Monday/)

The Daemonic image cracks and shimmers as it leaves the screen forming into a real Daemon which hisses at Shas
"Ha ha ha you shall Die!"

The morning air smells of smoke as two armies begin to advance on one another , the Defilers and Predators begin taking up positions as masses of Chaos Space Marines and Cultists begin to form lances lead by Chaos Sorcerers and Champions seeking favor with the Gods of Chaos. Hell-Talons fly over head towards the Imperial front-line in hopes of scoring early kills while Chaos-Drop ships deploy artillery and gun platforms. The Space Wolves and Imperials form a gun line of tanks and Space Wolves lead by Rune Priests and Wolf Lords while Thunder-Hawks combat Hell Talons and other Daemonic Air Targets while Rhinos deploy more Marines.

The Chaos Champion uses a Daemonic blast to naturalize the Accursed while the Chaos Marines push back the Salamanders
"Take this one prisoner he will make a grand Sacrifice to Syrath."
The Chaos drag the Accursed away

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