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Melissia wrote:Even punier than 115 pounds? I could probably lift a 115 pounder up over my head and toss her across the room.

Yeah but its swings and roundabouts, you cant be super strong and super fast.

If you are big enough to do that I doubt you could catch her to achieve the feat in the first place!

Bah, 115 pounds lifted using both legs and arms, and proper posture... not exactly that hard. Although I make no claims of being able to run fast. I injured my ankle a few times in high school playing tennis and skateboarding, so I need to wear boots with ankle support in order to do strenuous activity these days.

mattyrm wrote:

Melissia wrote:Even punier than 115 pounds? I could probably lift a 115 pounder up over my head and toss her across the room.

Yeah but its swings and roundabouts, you cant be super strong and super fast.

Superman would like a word

Melissia wrote:Also the underwear models underwear is really ugly.

That really doesn't help.

Pffff. It's better than what the other chicks are wearing.

mattyrm wrote:

Melissia wrote:Even punier than 115 pounds? I could probably lift a 115 pounder up over my head and toss her across the room.

Yeah but its swings and roundabouts, you cant be super strong and super fast.

If you are big enough to do that I doubt you could catch her to achieve the feat in the first place!

You mean fast over distance. Olympic Weightlifters are second only to sprinters in bursts of speed.

Amaya wrote:

mattyrm wrote:

Melissia wrote:Even punier than 115 pounds? I could probably lift a 115 pounder up over my head and toss her across the room.

Yeah but its swings and roundabouts, you cant be super strong and super fast.

If you are big enough to do that I doubt you could catch her to achieve the feat in the first place!

You mean fast over distance. Olympic Weightlifters are second only to sprinters in bursts of speed.

Yes sprinting requires power and as a result they are pretty quick from a standing start, but you are still wrong.

Well, maybe not exactly wrong, just hugely exaggerating.

Jessica Ennis runs heptathlon, she's not a sprinter, but I guarantee she is quicker off the mark than Viktor Scherbatihs!

It depends on what kind of weights and how they're done. Someone who focuses on arm strength isn't gonna be very fast on their feet regardless, compared to someone who does a more whole body approach.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Melissia wrote:Also the underwear models underwear is really ugly.

That really doesn't help.

Pffff. It's better than what the other chicks are wearing.

I think that's the point, the Dove lot are in intentionally plain underwear.

And yet, the plain underwear is still better tahn the crap the other girls are wearing.

Go figure.

I doubt it. I don't think you understand the explosiveness needed to perform the Olympic lifts.

Amaya wrote:I doubt it. I don't think you understand the explosiveness needed to perform the Olympic lifts.

No I entirely do, that's why Sprinters are so large and muscular, I am well aware that sprinting is entirely different from distance running, but you are still exaggerating.

Considering Ennis can run 100m hurdles in 12 seconds, I doubt a big muscular/fat bloke could catch her, no matter how strong he is!

mattyrm wrote:

Amaya wrote:I doubt it. I don't think you understand the explosiveness needed to perform the Olympic lifts.

No I entirely do, that's why Sprinters are so large and muscular, I am well aware that sprinting is entirely different from distance running, but you are still exaggerating.

Considering Ennis can run 100m hurdles in 12 seconds, I doubt a big muscular/fat bloke could catch her, no matter how strong he is!

I can confirm that, as a big muscular/fat bloke, I couldn't catch Jess Ennis.

Lucky for her.

Albatross wrote:

mattyrm wrote:

Amaya wrote:I doubt it. I don't think you understand the explosiveness needed to perform the Olympic lifts.

No I entirely do, that's why Sprinters are so large and muscular, I am well aware that sprinting is entirely different from distance running, but you are still exaggerating.

Considering Ennis can run 100m hurdles in 12 seconds, I doubt a big muscular/fat bloke could catch her, no matter how strong he is!

I can confirm that, as a big muscular/fat bloke, I couldn't catch Jess Ennis.

Lucky for her.

Hah.. I do have a soft spot for her as well, she has a nice broad Yorkshire accent and good abs and I'm fond of both.

mattyrm wrote:

Amaya wrote:I doubt it. I don't think you understand the explosiveness needed to perform the Olympic lifts.

No I entirely do, that's why Sprinters are so large and muscular, I am well aware that sprinting is entirely different from distance running, but you are still exaggerating.

Considering Ennis can run 100m hurdles in 12 seconds, I doubt a big muscular/fat bloke could catch her, no matter how strong he is!

I think you mean 13 seconds. Her best time was this Summer and apparently the surface is shaving a good chunk off of times.

She'll definitely outpace a 105kg lifter after the first 50 meters, but I think it would be neck and neck until then. They're pretty fething good up to about 40m.

mattyrm wrote:

Albatross wrote:

mattyrm wrote:

Amaya wrote:I doubt it. I don't think you understand the explosiveness needed to perform the Olympic lifts.

No I entirely do, that's why Sprinters are so large and muscular, I am well aware that sprinting is entirely different from distance running, but you are still exaggerating.

Considering Ennis can run 100m hurdles in 12 seconds, I doubt a big muscular/fat bloke could catch her, no matter how strong he is!

I can confirm that, as a big muscular/fat bloke, I couldn't catch Jess Ennis.

Lucky for her.

Hah.. I do have a soft spot for her as well, she has a nice broad Yorkshire accent and good abs and I'm fond of both.

I'm prepared to overlook the abs because she has a very nice arse.

Which apparently means that you're gay. At least according to this British dude I know on the internet.

Jess Ennis has a very nice face actually; I would say that more often but I'd likely just be given questioning looks and asked "What's a face? Is it a like a boob?".

Avatar 720 wrote:Jess Ennis has a very nice face actually; I would say that more often but I'd likely just be given questioning looks and asked "What's a face? Is it a like a boob?".

Boobs are better because there's two of them.

rubiksnoob wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:Jess Ennis has a very nice face actually; I would say that more often but I'd likely just be given questioning looks and asked "What's a face? Is it a like a boob?".

Boobs are better because there's two of them.

Mars boobs are better because there are three of them.

Does that mean I have Mars balls?

Mannahnin wrote:Which apparently means that you're gay. At least according to this British dude I know on the internet.

What can I say? I like arses more than I hate abs.


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Women's arses!

Freudian slip!

My wife has a very flat stomach (with visible abs, when she's working out), but a substantial backside and boobs. A flat belly is a very nice accompaniment to curves.

I have nothing against a flat stomach per se, but if a chick is properly ripped like Jesus? Na, not for me.

Albatross wrote:Why does Kovnik keep responding to my posts, when I have him on ignore? He's obviously not that much of a genius...

A) Because you keep saying ridiculous stuff, B) because it's even more ridiculous to block someone's posts because you disagree with them, and C) because you obviously can answer to them.

But mostly A).

He's just making statements similar to the typical sexist male that's afraid of any woman with an ounce of muscle.

Well. I guess I find playfighting more fun when the other can actually do something other than roll over and assume the submissive position.

Amaya wrote:He's just making statements similar to the typical sexist male that's afraid of any woman with an ounce of muscle.

Meh, I'll take this.



Over this any day.

You're just supporting the oppression of athletic women.

The fact you post ScarJo as an example of a desirable woman is very telling.

Telling of excellent taste, yes.

Amaya wrote:You're just supporting the oppression of athletic women.

The fact you post ScarJo as an example of a desirable woman is very telling.

Well, I'm sorry that I find women with slender to curvy hourglass figure more attractive than butch chicks.