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I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
His genitals torn off and shoved so far up his arse that it'd take a bloody good surgeon to get em out.
At the very, very least.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:Of course we all speak Arabic so we know that the translation is genuine.
I speak some arabic. Unfortunately, I can't tell if either of these characters ever say 'The Cat sat on the Mat'. Hell, I didn't even hear them say shukran or masalama.
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
Medium of Death wrote:
Remember Dakka, never strike from on high. Chest level is the only fair way. Don't strike their face, nobody likes ugly children...
G.Glitter wrote:Hear, hear!
Also, what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice...
/hides from Mrs Stompa
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I was putting up Christmas lights today with my wife's "help," and I have to say, I was trying to remember all the important tips I heard about in that video, lest I find myself fully haram.
Luckily I was on a ladder, so striking from on high was my only option, and by the time I was at more suitable, chest high level, I had regained my calm.
Seriously, people love to get all up in arms about this sort of thing, but, honestly, do you not know NUMEROUS people that would benefit from a good beating? I respect a culture that says "hey, people need a good beating from time to time, here are some helpful rules for how to do it politely."
Honestly, I mean that only half in jest. I do feel like it's a reasonable thing to say "if you're going to beat somebody, here are rules to follow while doing it." People beat other people. You can pretend they don't, or you can admit they do, and say "ok, if you're going to do it, do it this way." It's like those people who go bring clean needles to heroin addicts. Yes, they shouldn't be doing heroin, but if they're going to, you try to remove as much harm as possible.
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"...has a meaning of 'sanctuary' or 'holy site'..."
as
"...has a meaning of 'sanctuary' or 'holy sh*te'..."
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Catachan LIX "Lords Of Destruction" 
