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2010/11/30 15:41:13
Subject: Japan new special police dog!
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Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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2010/11/30 16:14:37
Subject: Japan new special police dog!
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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if that dog doesn't tentacle-love it's owner, something is wrong with Japan.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2010/11/30 16:25:32
Subject: Japan new special police dog!
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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not only can it detect drugs and terrorists, but it makes an excellent accessory for any police officer!
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
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2010/11/30 17:17:52
Subject: Japan new special police dog!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Brother Heinrich wrote:not only can it detect drugs and terrorists, but it makes an excellent accessory for any police officer!
So the Fashion Police are real in Japan?
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2010/11/30 17:56:35
Subject: Japan new special police dog!
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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KingCracker wrote:Brother Heinrich wrote:not only can it detect drugs and terrorists, but it makes an excellent accessory for any police officer!
So the Fashion Police are real in Japan?
real and on the prowl my friend
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
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2010/11/30 18:50:24
Subject: Japan new special police dog!
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Thats not a dog, its a rat.
Dear God its only dog TBone could kick the  out of!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/12/01 02:05:43
Subject: Japan new special police dog!
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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I thought TBone was a cross between a chile sausage and a rabid piranha? How come it can only bully chihuahuas?
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2010/12/01 11:59:40
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Miguelsan wrote:I thought TBone was a cross between a chile sausage and a rabid piranha? How come it can only bully chihuahuas?
M.
Well, he bullies a lot of things. He just can't kick the ass of much. He has a tendency to get ambushed, without proper backup by other unleashed dogs running up to him (he doesn't see them until they are in his face). He kind of has to know you're there, to commence Operation Asskick. He didn't see the snake that was 2 feet from him and coming at him. Thats why he and the Shanker make a good combo. Shanker's so nervous he sees all...
He's like a blind Kung Fu master. If he knows you're there he's going to open up 8 lbs of wizened weinie whoopass!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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