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2010/12/02 04:56:18
Subject: New TSA rules?
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Battleship Captain
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It was just a question of time 
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20024321-504083.html
She was lucky not to be arrested on sexual assault charges against the TSA bureaucrats that were ready to sexually assault her in the name of security 
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2010/12/02 05:00:44
Subject: New TSA rules?
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Martial Arts Fiday
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See I wouldn't complain about the lines if this kind of things was more commonplace...
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2010/12/02 05:03:09
Subject: New TSA rules?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I feel that this situation could of vibrated to a higher, more sensual level of interaction capable of feeling boobies.
Yeah. Lost train of though thar...
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2010/12/02 05:05:00
Subject: Re:New TSA rules?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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One guy said "I'm going to have you arrested if you touch my junk" and then got fined 10 grand.
I'll pay Amtrack instead of paying the airlines to feel my balls. Hell, they should be paying me as fantastic as my balls are.
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2010/12/02 05:05:46
Subject: Re:New TSA rules?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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agroszkiewicz wrote:I'll pay Amtrack instead of paying the airlines to feel my balls. Hell, they should be paying me as fantastic as my balls are.
Does Amtrack also have boobies too?
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2010/12/02 05:07:46
Subject: Re:New TSA rules?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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WarOne wrote:agroszkiewicz wrote:I'll pay Amtrack instead of paying the airlines to feel my balls. Hell, they should be paying me as fantastic as my balls are.
Does Amtrack also have boobies too?
Yes! At least here it does.....my GF takes it regularly and has boobs big enough to satisfy even my tastes.
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2010/12/02 05:08:47
Subject: Re:New TSA rules?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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agroszkiewicz wrote:WarOne wrote:agroszkiewicz wrote:I'll pay Amtrack instead of paying the airlines to feel my balls. Hell, they should be paying me as fantastic as my balls are.
Does Amtrack also have boobies too?
Yes! At least here it does.....my GF takes it regularly and has boobs big enough to satisfy even my tastes.
Just gotta watch out for the Boobonauts, as they like to explore the dark recesses of...
you guessed it...boobies.
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2010/12/02 05:08:59
Subject: New TSA rules?
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Martial Arts Fiday
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! |
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2010/12/02 05:11:40
Subject: Re:New TSA rules?
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Battleship Captain
The Land of the Rising Sun
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agroszkiewicz wrote:One guy said "I'm going to have you arrested if you touch my junk" and then got fined 10 grand.
I'll pay Amtrack instead of paying the airlines to feel my balls. Hell, they should be paying me as fantastic as my balls are.
100% agree here, things are getting stupid when first the authorities harass you in the name of security and then make you pay for it by way of increasing airport (or whatever they call it now) security fees.
M.
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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though." |
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2010/12/02 05:22:35
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Nigel Stillman
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Just BAAHH like a sheep when they probe you, and you won't be the only person leaveing the cavity search who feels violated.
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2010/12/02 05:27:38
Subject: Re:New TSA rules?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Hmm, I could tell them I'm gay and request a female searcher? Is it harrassment if I pop a boner while they are feeling me up?
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2010/12/02 09:49:02
Subject: New TSA rules?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Ack ack, ack ack ack!
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The Undying Spawn of Shub-Niggurath 