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Any Questions? Need to know how to be more shootier? More Kutty? Want to know the best way to make something a Kustom Job?
Probably won't get the answer your looking for, but have a try, and ask KilliKutti.
Testing the limits of Dakkadakka's sense of humor, he has an answer for everything.

When asked why he always knows just what to say, his response was fruitful in its depth.


KilliKutti, the Big Mek that believes the more kutty, the better killy answers all comers.

When asked why his Kustom Force Field was made from Kan parts he responded without hesitation and with complete clarity.


When asked how he got it to work, his words were profound.


When asked if he felt the orks were a worthy army, he shocked the world with insight.


When asked what he thought of the ohter armies and their chances against the orks he lifted the boundries of poetry and broke into the hearts of listeners amongst all races.


Ask away fellow Dakkites, be astounded and blown athunder, by the awe inspiring words and responses of the profound and true ork prophet, Big Mek KilliKutti. Don't forget, if it isn't Kustom, it's probably normal.
(You can actually post questions, hopefully his response will garner some humor.)

Where can I buy the latest installment of Waaaaagh! weekly?

Why does the Red ones go fasta

Grey Templar wrote:Why does the Red ones go fasta

Cuz da orkiez believes they doez!!!

I want to make dreads that look like squigs. Think this will be killy?
cheers

NoBaconz4You wrote:Where can I buy the latest installment of Waaaaagh! weekly?

We don' Waaaaagh! Weekly no more. Not fer some time. Not sif 'da Big Burna went Kaboom on da Rock dem two ta sixty days ago. Now we lucky to Waaaaagh! one time da mon'f.



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Grey Templar wrote:Why does the Red ones go fasta

Red is da fastiest and killinest color dere is.
No color fasta den red.



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Mukkin'About wrote:I want to make dreads that look like squigs. Think this will be killy?
cheers

Squigs is killy.
Kustom jobs is killy.
Squig Kustom jobs is more killy.

Dreads is killy.
Kustom Dread is da most killy.
Kustom Squig Dreads is da most more killy.

Big Mek Mukkin,Git ta mekkin.
Fix up a Kustom Squig Dread an git ta killin.

Killikutty says

Is building a stompa stompa a viable idea (you know a custom red paint rokkit assissted stompa big enough to stomp nomal stompas?)

NoBaconz4You wrote:Is building a stompa stompa a viable idea (you know a custom red paint rokkit assissted stompa big enough to stomp nomal stompas?)

Not a ork livin don' wanna be in da biggest stompa der iz. Wat da stompa be stompin dat da boyz can't be choppin? KilliKutty get ta talkin, more dakka an more kutty da stompa, da more da stompa be good fer da boyz, or da more da boyz don got nuttin ta get ta choppin an killin. Boyz iz in da Kustom Supa Stompa, den dats not da stompa killin, but da boyz stompin. Dats da flashiest killin da boyz can be doin wit' no choppas.

Nob Aconz, get ta Mekkin.
Best find a big oomie home like 'Geddon.
An get dem boyz ta stompin.

KillKutti, let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?

Big Mek Kilikutty.

What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

Cambak wrote:Big Mek Kilikutty.

What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

You would have to add if you mean an African or European swallow

Big Mefk Kilkutty, Do you like the music of, Shwoddy...woddy?

Is it possible for a Space Marine to be more killy than a Ork?

gman1401 wrote:KillKutti, let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?

Grey Templar wrote:Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?

Dey iz bof' can't be shooty. An deyz bof' empty like da Big Shoota afta da boyz don blastin. An deyz bof' taste good wid Ketchup and peppa. And deyz neitha one an ork. An dey bof' take da same time fer da burnaz ta cook. An da Big Mek had a Raven named'd 'Dakka' and a Writin desk filled wit 'dakka'.

Pilau Rice wrote:

Cambak wrote:Big Mek Kilikutty.

What is the air speed velocity of a coconut laden swallow?

You would have to add if you mean an African or European swallow

An if da Swallows red iz goin fasta. *DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA*

danp164 wrote:Big Mefk Kilkutty, Do you like the music of, Shwoddy...woddy?

Big Mek KilliKutty Likez Da Music of Dakka. *Dakkka Dakka Dakka* ...and Sezamez Streetz.
Kermitz da firstest of da boyz you know. It aintz eazy bein green

coolyo294 wrote:Is it possible for a Space Marine to be more killy than a Ork?

Not wit da ooomie partz all messin 'em up. If'n da 'eavy Armor oomie was ta fix up iz gitz wit some flashy bitz, an some more kutty choppas all kustom fixed, wit some nasty bomm sticks; put a Big Boss Power Klaw in place oh dat stoopid oomie fist, den dat 'ard oomie might be da most killinest of da oomies, but dat still wouldn' mik him a boy.

Big Mek Killikutty says: and da oomies anywayz

Why are orks green?

And why do we lose every major battle against space marines ever?

rivers64 wrote:Why are orks green?

And why do we lose every major battle against space marines ever?

green isn't da color of orks, orks is da color of green. Why is green orks? Dats da good questi'n. Even da Big Mek don't know dat for exac', but I betz it cuz nutin fightz as good as weedz in nature, an da orks is da bes ting fightin' come out of nature


Orks neva lose, if we die, we die fightin so it don't count, if we win we win, if we run fer it we can come back fer anotha go so it don't count neitha.

Why is Orkz?

Who was phone?!

S_P

I prayed to Mork before battle, and lost my right eye.

I prayed to Gork before battle, and lost 3 toes.

Why don't Gork or Mork like me?

undivided wrote:Why is Orkz?

Da Brainboyz, dey might say. Dey was smarta den a hundrid oomies but dey wasn't dat tough. Dats wat gits said da most. Dats da old Kult's bestest idea 'bout it. But dat ain't da Killikutty idea. Wat does I think? Dat da boyz was made by Gork and Mork, to put dis verse into itz right state. War. Da orks is da Waaaagh! Dats da truth. We bring da t'ing dat nature needz. We bring da green cross da starz and da planets who think da only t'ing worth livin fer iz buildin an eatin. Fightin iz da biggest part of da life. Orkz is 'ere to remind da verse 'o' dat. An orkz will alwayz be ere makin sure it don' neva stop.

Space_Potato wrote:Who was phone?!

Dat was one of da smartest oomies ever live'd. Dey say he could yell cross a whole world ta get ta talkin. Phone was da respected oomie 'mongst dem oomies. But den his son, da satelite and da holo-gram, dey went an did 'em in to take da place of da oomies respect. Dat's da way dey work. Always wit da back stabbin. Like dat sneaky Boss Snikkrot, dem oomies don't got more den da idea of bein able ta kill, don care bout da fight so much. Phone was diff'rent. Phone was yellin at ya so you knew he was where an what. Phone was da mostest ork like oomie Mek eva live'd. Respek ta Phone.

S_P

kronk wrote:I prayed to Mork before battle, and lost my right eye.

I prayed to Gork before battle, and lost 3 toes.

Why don't Gork or Mork like me?

Dey like you plenty. Wit just da one eye now you got no bother worryin wich eye ta aim from or to look out fer stuff wit.
Wit seven toes dey ain't no way you'd be even so dey always have odds in your favor. Dats da bestest gift Mork and Gork
give anybody. Deyz shinnin on you plenty seems. Now get back ta choppin an blastin.

Can dem wimpy grayskinz and dere dakka be close ta bee'n as killy az Da Orkz?

I prayed to Mork and Gork before my battle and still have both my eyes and all ten toes.

Why don't Mork or Gork like me?

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Can dem wimpy grayskinz and dere dakka be close ta bee'n as killy az Da Orkz?

Demz da breaks, da dakka of dem grayskinz is plenty ta be like'd. But deyz da weakest buncha nuthins short dis side of a snotlings . If dey wantz ta be killy, dey best learn how ta get ta choppin. War don' stay far way from you dat longz, soonaz or lata, dakka run low, dem dogz get ta barkin, an dem boyz getz hungry. Choppin is da last soundz a real Waaagh! ever hears. Dey want ta win more den a few battles, dey best be learnin how ta be shooty an kutty. Den they might be close.

rivers64 wrote:I prayed to Mork and Gork before my battle and still have both my eyes and all ten toes.

Why don't Mork or Gork like me?

You needz ta do some more fightin. Some scrappin and get you some bigger an nastier t'ings ta fight a'gainst. Den maybe dey shine on you. All ten toez even...? You sure you was in a real battle? Waz you in da back?