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What is the cheesiest/funniest marching band joke you know? Trumpet supremacists welcome! (yes, I know these aren't really funny. But it's band humor, and not really supposed to be funny)

How many saxophone players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 to actually do it, and the rest of the section to say "I can do it better".

How does a trumpet player greet someone? "Hi, I'm better than you." (Gotta make fun of myself I guess)


Oh, and a funny thing that happened (this one is actually quite funny). Someone wrote "Woodwinds kick brass" on the chalkboard, but someone else from the trumpet section crossed "Kick brass" out, and replaced it with "Eat grass". We also call them reedsuckers.

For the reference, even though I haven't played in years, I'm better than you.

Trumpets unite!

Behind me.

Forsooth:

My boy's (in the pit during marching band) pit made up Tshirts to wear during practice.

Marumbas- $2,000
Vibrophones- $1,500
Watching the rest of you march around in the hot sun-Priceless.