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Monster Rain wrote:

Chongara wrote:Nothing really. I can't think of any properties wholly unique to the "Opposite" Gender (for what little that means), confusing or otherwise.

I can think of a few. There's several idiosyncrasies you could come up with related to menstruation alone. Watch the commercials they play on TLC when some of those pregnancy shows are on and see if you don't come up with a couple of observations. Honestly, the PCness is exhausting at times.

OT:

Their general propensity to talk. Constantly. About things I really don't care about.

Reminds me of a joke my oldman used to tell:

Dad: Why don't women ever fart?

Me: Huh? I dunno. Why?

Dad: They don't shut up long enough to build up any pressure.

Slarg232 wrote:


Also, has anyone ever had a girl set up a "bodyguard" at a dance, simply because you said "hey" to them a couple of times?

Her Gamorian Guard friend? I'm related to a few "girl's fat friends". They generally make the best guards. The fat one is usually the meanest of the crew too.( Or maybe that is just the ones I share a common ancestor with ) Never ran into one at a dance, but at bars all the time.

What you need is a friend who'll jump on that grenade for you when you go out. When we were in Uni, we used to flip coins or play rock, scissors, paper to see who was going to distract the fat one. If you can get a friend who likes them, it's great because her friend isn't usually a heifer on hind legs. Her sister, probably.

When you're in the toilet for a while and then you call for your wife or GF or both (internet high 5 here) to "bring the camera quick before it floats away!", they never think its funny.

Yet they'll watch an America's Next Top Model Marathon on their day off.