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Orks see a forest, nothing to fight? move on...

Orks see a military depot, nothing to fight? loot it...

Orks see a hamlet, nothing to fight ( or cant fight back ) move on...

Orks see a day-care center, nothing to fight? move on...

I see the galaxy of w40k as a sort of organism, with the Tyranids being the germs.

The Space Marines those overpriced pills that come in different fruity colors and flavors (yummy!
The Eldar and Orks as your immune system
The Necrons the cancer you got from eating too much BBQ
The Chaos and Deldar the gakky lungs and bloated heart you have from too much Space Marine, and Eldar Immunodeficiency.
The Imperial Guard those cheap and inexpensive tablets and cough syrup
The Tau being those "supposed" chinese/japanese miracle cures and whitening soaps
The Sisters of Battle your old mommas hot chicken soup cure (add some malungay for better effects, it works i promise! )
In the end it really depends on how these races adapt to the new threat of da nids...any one agree with me on this? (id like your opinionz so i can become a better ork )

This makes the mosy sense of anything I have ever seen on this forum.

Bravo, good sir.

I tip my hat to you good sir. Brilliant hypothesis from an upstanding and dashing ork such as yourself!

Agreed on everything you have said, you are truly wise

Makes perfect sence!

I got hell of an immune system, i almost never get sick! I might be sick one time in two years. So of course i play Orks

I like the analogy.

I would say Daemons are the hangover from last nights excesses.

Oh and the demiurg/squats are the unused appendix yeah?

Orks would burn the forest, blow up the ammo depot, and if they found a daycare? Well, they'd kick the old pig skin around, except the old pig skin is a baby.

Mr Nobody wrote:Orks would burn the forest, blow up the ammo depot, and if they found a daycare? Well, they'd kick the old pig skin around, except the old pig skin is a baby.