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**DickBandit**

Me being a big smartass and tending to make a joke out of everything try to come up with funny ideas for an army. I feel that my sarcasm would piss off the hardcore fans of a certain race. For instance if I ever make a Sisters of Battle army, I'm gonna give them all fros and paint them as black chicks and call them the Sistas of Battle with Whoopie Goldberg as the commander. She'll have a special rule called Sista Act.

Y'all have any silly army ideas?

**Commander Endova**

Yes. I want to make a Space Marine army called the Furious Angels chapter, led by Chapter Master Rob Dougan.

Also, femmarines, just to piss people off.

**DickBandit**

^
Seriously! What's everyone's deal with someone who wants to make a female marine? It's their army, let them do what they want!

**MechaEmperor7000**

Because fluff states that the Space marine creation process cant be used with females (due to them being incompatable). However the Sisters of Battle prettymuch are femmarines, minus the higher physical stats.

**Scrazza**

Rastafarian Imperial Guard for me. With Dreadlocks all around, and I'll build a chimera with an inbuilt Ipod station, so that everywhere they go, I will have Reggae to listen to.

No, seriously, I have the first model done.

**purplefood**

A Guard army based entirely on video game characters.

**Devastator**

space wolfs

**SagesStone**

The Old Ones.

**purplefood**

n0t_u wrote:The Old Ones.

Everone has a gun which is like the Deathstrike missile launcher but it always launches on every turn?

**Lint**

The Emperor's Pointy Stick. Classic.

**SagesStone**

Nope they were going to be based on the Eldar codex, using more crystal and light based weapons (new names, new looks and pretty much the same rules blah blah blah

), but got bogged down in the concept design stage. The fact I already had an Eldar army didn't help.

**Saintspirit**

purplefood wrote:A Guard army based entirely on video game characters.

He is on a fantasy base, but on a round base could represent a drop troop! Or something that has jump pack, I'm not very into IG.

**SagesStone**

Use him as Mephiston or something in character bashes. Metaknight is awesome enough for it to make more sense.

**DickBandit**

Scrazza wrote:Rastafarian Imperial Guard for me. With Dreadlocks all around, and I'll build a chimera with an inbuilt Ipod station, so that everywhere they go, I will have Reggae to listen to.

No, seriously, I have the first model done.

I'm totally for this! I would personally love to play against your army!

**stalkerzero**

Pimpcrons.

I want to do an entire squad of Warriors (at least) with pimp hats and accessories.

I'm picturing a certain eccentric Public Enemy member who had a VH1 television show for my inspiration.

**Ailaros**

Commander Endova wrote:Yes. I want to make a Space Marine army called the Furious Angels chapter, led by Chapter Master Rob

Heh.

Or make a space marine army called "Angels of Blood". Angry dudes in red armor with little blood drops on them. They use the Space Wolves codex.

... or chaos...

... of imperial guard...

... or eldar.

**oadie**

I think it would be fun to expand beyond the Angry Marines, fleshing out the armed forces of an entire, pissed off Imperium. Lacking the biological and technological upgrades required to facilitate Angry Marine-level RAEG, the Irritable Guard would be exactly as pissed off as humanly possible.

**Nulipuli2**

Tyranids count-as space marines... dont ask

**y0disisray**

Saintspirit wrote:
purplefood wrote:A Guard army based entirely on video game characters.

He is on a fantasy base, but on a round base could represent a drop troop! Or something that has jump pack, I'm not very into IG.

Wow that is amazing! Do you plan on doing all of the smash bros.?

**Grass4hopper**

Making a Tau army even more Anime-ish. Dress some of them in ridiculous school girl/slutty nun costumes. Make the battlesuits really ornate impractical mecha deigns. Give some of them humungous swords, etc.

Or a Nid army with clothing: frilly dresses, tuxedo with top hat, etc.

**Brother-Thunder**

If I really wanted to be obnoxious, I would start an ork army, paint their skin pink, and greenstuff Ride of the valkaryes battle bras and horned helmets onto every model in the army. Every time I play the army, I would play Wagner's ride of the valkaryes. Finally, the warboss will be the most obnoxious of them all, with full dress, lipstick, and his power klaw holding a spear.

that would be an army of trolltastic proportions.

Pink-ork-vikings. Therefore, PORKINGS!

**Chaos Lord Gir**

I would make an alpha legion army, EVERYONE identical in pose, battle gear and paint scheme.

that is, of course the army decides to show itself before it wins.

**DickBandit**

Grass4hopper wrote:Making a Tau army even more Anime-ish. Dress some of them in ridiculous school girl/slutty nun costumes. Make the battlesuits really ornate impractical mecha deigns. Give some of them humungous swords, etc.

Or a Nid army with clothing: frilly dresses, tuxedo with top hat, etc.

I'd have my Genestealers with a pair of jeans in their mouth or in their claws, and have a chic on each base with no pants.

**Mordoskul**

A space marine army toting lasguns that are still built to be wielded by normal sized humans.

**Asherian Command**

I've always wanted to do this but time has not let me do it, is building an entire company wait for it. of terran marines from SC2, and then i can have fun drawing on them "Your Arse here" and stuff all over them. it would be fun. And they all count as Terminators and have rending.

**Phototoxin**

A Koi-carp fishman army, they could be painted all prettily. But I have no idea what mini's I'd use.

**ChiliPowderKeg**

Space marine transformers

**Happygrunt**

Asherian Command wrote:I've always wanted to do this but time has not let me do it, is building an entire company wait for it. of terran marines from SC2, and then i can have fun drawing on them "Your Arse here" and stuff all over them. it would be fun. And they all count as Terminators and have rending.

Son, that will get you killed 'round these parts...

**Avatar 720**

Blood Angels built using glitter glue.
Thousand Sons with wizard hats and broomsticks.
World Eaters that are actually cornflakes dipped in red paint.
Death Guard that is rotting food glued to a base.
Emperor's Children which are just giant phalluses with breasts on bases.
Necrons in the style of Terminator.
Soviet Tau (Bla bla Tau not communists etc. It's easier this way)

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

Hmm, an army of Hippie Necrons. all of them painted in Psychedelic colors, with flowers, replacing their guns with protest signs, and on the monolith, have a necron wearing an army jacket and making a speech!