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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 10:58:07
Subject: Desperate Criminals Snort Animal Remains
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Or is it a trendy fad? Seriously, this has got to be one of the biggest dumb-  moments I have ever read about. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/01/19/2011-01-19_thieves_snort_cremated_human_animal_remains_believing_the_ashes_were_cocaine.html?r=news/national A gang of teenage thieves looking to get high got a buzzkill instead when they realized a stash of "cocaine" they'd heisted and snorted was not the drug, but a dead man's ashes. The thieves, who burgled a woman's Florida house in December, stole - among other items - an urn containing the resident's father's remains, as well as a container where the ashes of her two deceased dogs were stored, according to a sheriff's report obtained by The Smoking Gun. "The ashes that were taken from the house had been taken because the suspects mistook it for either cocaine or heroin," the report reads. "During the conversation, it was learned that the suspects had snorted the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine." The robbers - all in their teens - later saw a news report about the woman's house they'd robbed, in which it was revealed that the ashes were among the items stolen. They wanted to return the stolen remains, the report states, but were "discouraged" by another individual, Gabriel Ruiz, "because of fingerprints." Rather than run the risk of being caught, the thieves tossed the ashes in a lake, sheriff's spokesman Judge Cochran told Reuters. The unusual details of the burglary did not emerge until the suspects were arrested for another robbery attempt last week. The three teenagers detained in the crime, according to Central Florida News, are Waldo Soroa, 19, Matrix Andaluz, 18, and Jose David Diaz Marrero, 19. They each face multiple charges. Divers are reportedly combing the lake for the remains, though a source told The Smoking Gun there is a possibility the ashes are still in Soroa's home. Despite what is stated in the police report, some skepticism hangs over the story. Urban legends of criminals snorting ashes mistaken for cocaine have existed for years. Rumor patrol website Snopes.com addressed the common story in 2007 and traced the myth back to 1996, when police in a robbery case reportedly believed the suspect had stolen ashes from a home believing them to be drugs. That theory, however, was never confirmed. "Could any reasonable person mistake cremains for cocaine?" Snopes founder Barbara Mikkelson asked. "We don't think so, thus we're strongly tempted to dismiss all such tales as just being too far-fetched." However, some people - like Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards - have famously snorted ashes on purpose. "As I took the lid off of the box [of ashes], a fine spray of his ashes blew out on to the table," the rocker revealed last fall in his autobiography. "I couldn't just brush him off so I wiped my finger over it and snorted the residue."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 12:10:15
Subject: Desperate Criminals Snort Animal Remains
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I call bollocks. (I've actually heard this one before as well)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 14:37:10
Subject: Desperate Criminals Snort Animal Remains
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Sneaky Kommando
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WarOne wrote:Or is it a trendy fad?
Seriously, this has got to be one of the biggest dumb-  moments I have ever read about.
Wow, I concur.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 14:41:18
Subject: Desperate Criminals Snort Animal Remains
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Err, that's human remains, not animal remains.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 14:43:15
Subject: Desperate Criminals Snort Animal Remains
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Yeesh!
Why not just headbutt each other?
It gives you high
No withdrawal
Less trauma to the brain
Its legal!
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 14:46:30
Subject: Desperate Criminals Snort Animal Remains
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:Err, that's human remains, not animal remains.
Simplied Titled.
Semantics- humans are a form of animal.
And two dogs were sniffed/snorted as well.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 14:59:46
Subject: Re:Desperate Criminals Snort Animal Remains
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Kid_Kyoto
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Well, I for one am glad you posted this. Now I know my opiates are no longer safe secreted away in the funeral urn I keep on the bookshelf.
Seriously, WTF?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/01/20 15:47:36
Subject: Desperate Criminals Snort Animal Remains
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Preacher of the Emperor
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This seems like bs given the consistency and color of cocaine or heroin vs. that of ashes.
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mattyrm wrote: I will bro fist a toilet cleaner.
I will chainfist a pretentious English literature student who wears a beret.
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