So, I was thinking about starting a second army (there's an active poll
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/340566.page), but my buddy who got me hooked on this dang hobby said I shouldn't start a new army until I have 2500 points in my existing one. I have 1700 total (but only 1500 fieldable becuse of 4
HQs).
My question to you experienced folks is this. What's next? Kans? DeffDreds? Burnas? Wagons? Truks? Kopters? More Boyz? More Nobz? Storm Boyz? Gretchin? Lobbas? What?
Briefly my army is as follows:
HQs:
- Warboss
PK, bike,
AS
- Warboss
PK
- Big Mek
SAG
- Big Mek
KFF
Fast Attack:
- 9 Biker Boyz w 1 Nob with
BP and
PK
Elite:
- 5 Nobz (
AoBR) & Pain Boy
- 12 Lootas
Troops:
- 30 Shoota Boyz incl/ 1 Nob (
PK,
BP) and 3 Rokkit Launchas
- 30 Shoota Boyz incl/ 1 Nob (
PK,
BP) and 3 Big Shootas
- 20 Slugga Boyz incl/ 1 Nob (
PK,
BP) and 3 Big Shootas
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Librarium Subject: The Orkansaw Razurbax
Little was known about the small band of the Orkansans (pr. or-kan-zans) until the last millennia. It was first thought by the Empire that they were an entirely separate race that only resembled the Ork. That has proven to be false. Unlike other Ork bands and tribes, the Orkansans have a greater love of efficiency and money, or loot, than battle. This was not very ork-like and led to the false assumption that they were a different race. Additionally, they speak an unintelligible dialect of Ork that other tribes find amusing. The Orkansans refer to this language as ’illbilly. Their home world, Orkansas (pr. or-kan-saw) is a craggy world constantly assailed by meteorite impacts that lies on the galactic “Southern Rim.” It is through these incessant meteor impacts and subsequent fragmentation of Orkansas they are thought to have seeded the galaxy with their clan. Apparently, they would ride shards of rock flung into the warp reappearing elsewhere in the galaxy to set up shop. The Orks lived in depressions and valleys that they refer to as hollers. These depressions are honeycombed with caves and provide excellent warp-space transport as they are completely sealed and serve as excellent breeding grounds for squigs.
As a whole, the band initially received notoriety when they defeated the Bad Moon Clan. In fact, this was accidental, as the Orkansans infiltrated the Bad Moon’s encampment and stole all the weaponry and most of the Bad Moon’s teef (ork currency). The disheartened Bad Moons withdrew from the field of battle to reconstitute their weapons and re-grow their teeth. Meanwhile the now infamous Ork Warboss Sam Waltork created a weapon and war-machine cartel and rose to become the richest ork in history. Across the galaxy he started a chain of merchandisers that traded and sold weaponry. This chain is now known as “Wal-Mork.” The Orkansan Clan erupted on the galaxy like a warp storm when they realized that spoils taken in battle could be later sold with minimal effort to the other clans. Most clans envy the Orkansans’ wealth and often bemoan the poor quality of the weaponry, but “the low cost keeps ‘em comin’ back!” The best weapons are, of course, saved for the Orkansans.
Orkansan Kulture is simple and barbaric. They know only one business, lootin’, and only one sport, Hawg Racin’. There is an animal that these orks have used as mounts for eons and are prized possessions which all of the Orkansans yearn to obtain, be it a mek, nob or simple boy. They are found only in the mountainous region of the Ozorks (pr. oh-zorks) and resemble a massive wild boar, but blood-red in color. They are known by many names: “pigz, hawgs, and razurbax” to name a few. These ferocious, smelly beasts emit a cloud of noxious bowel vapor that clouds the air, concealing their charge and clogs even the most robust of Space Marine air filters. Now the Orkansaw Razurbak has been combined with dakka-gunz and mechanized targeting as well as “da juice” that make them as fast as a warbike and twice as smelly. From this orky engineering has sprung a fleet of vicious stampeding beasts and the spiritual core of the Orkansan Clan.
Other Orkansans of note:
Sam Waltork: Warboss, Entrepreneur and Tooth-[
see forum posting rules]
Bill Clintork: Big Mek (
SAG) evolved from a Loota
Douglas McArthork: Big Mek (
KFF) vows a return to the Filipine System
Cash: Weird boy notable for writing the anthem “Ring of Fire (and Dakka)”
Doktor G: Pain boy
Orkansan Warchant:
Waaaaaaaagh, Pig, Soieeee!
Waaaaaaaagh, Pig, Soieeee!
Waaaaaaaagh, Pig, Soieeee, Razurbax!!!!!
Orkansan Clan Formed:
1836 (Ork years)
Planetary Regions and Towns:
Ozorks – Mountainous region and spiritual homeland.
Li’l Rock – Planetary capital
Texorkanuh – Lawless border town
Harrisork – Ozork hub village