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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 15:50:00
Subject: E-mail I received: Who Am I?
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Veteran ORC
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I was born in one country, raised in another.
My father was born in another country.
I was not his only child.
He fathered several children with numerous women.
I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.
My mother died at an early age from cancer.
Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me, I later wrote a book idolizing my father, not my mother.
Later in life, questions arose over my real name.
My birth records were sketchy.
No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.
I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my new country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really
cared about them.
That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up.
It was clear to those who read my memoirs, that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.
I became active in local politics in my 30's then, with help
behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40’s.
They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into
anything.
I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no
experience in leading a single organization.
Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me,
as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances.
This bolstered my ego.
At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy...
I was very critical of my country in the last war, and seized every opportunity to bash my country.
But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy.
I pretended to have a really good plan on how we
could do better, and every poor person would be fed
and housed for free.
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess.
It was the free market, banks and corporations.
I decided to start making citizens hate them and, if
they became envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight.
I called mine "A People's Campaign."
That sounded good to all people.
I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support.
I knew that if I merely offered the people 'hope,'
together we could change our country and the world.
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities".
My true views were not widely known and I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader.
I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have
easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply
read my writings and examined those people I associated with.
I'm glad they didn't.
Then I became the most powerful man in the world.
And the world learned the truth.
Who am I?
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. ADOLF HITLER !!
If you were thinking of someone else,
you should be scared!
I just wanted to see what everyone thought of this. It was just an E-mail I received, and I figured, while not enlightening, it should be entertaining to discuss this.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 16:04:23
Subject: E-mail I received: Who Am I?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What is there to discuss?
You should email Mr Beck back and tell him to stop being a half baked troll gak.
You should then consider what promoting the writings of a half baked troll gak makes you.
Saluté
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 16:05:27
Subject: E-mail I received: Who Am I?
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Veteran ORC
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:What is there to discuss?
You should email Mr Beck back and tell him to stop being a half baked troll gak.
You should then consider what promoting the writings of a half baked troll gak makes you.
Saluté
Nothing to discuss, but what does Mr. Beck have to do with Hitler?
Amazing, what funny conclusion you drew to this e-mail, don't you think?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 16:06:58
Subject: E-mail I received: Who Am I?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Or we could have a good laugh  I was fairly entertained.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 16:06:59
Subject: E-mail I received: Who Am I?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I thought is was going to turn out to be George Washington.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 16:08:11
Subject: E-mail I received: Who Am I?
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Veteran ORC
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George Spiggott wrote:I thought is was going to turn out to be George Washington.
Lies, George washington and his father got along great, remember the Cherry Tree story?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 16:28:29
Subject: E-mail I received: Who Am I?
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Norn Queen
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I skim read it and thought it was Jesus.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/07 16:32:07
Subject: Re:E-mail I received: Who Am I?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Halfwy through I was 100% sure it was Barack Obama. Go figure.
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