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2011/02/11 14:25:18
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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So, I haven't been on in a while, but I was struck by something hilarious while my helping my significant other work on Orks.
He was Ork-ing up a power-fist, and cut off the fingers and said something about "choppyhands" which made me think "That would make a great name for an Ork." Which led to "wait...that would be Edward Scissorhands."
So, if Orks made the movie "Edward Scissorhands" it would instead be called "Humie wit da Choppyhands". (Unless someone can come up with a good Ork first name so the movie can be actually about Orks.)
And "War of the Worlds" would be "WAAAAGH!, o' da worlds"
Anyone have any other ideas?
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The Starcrossed Legion (link to blog)    2000+
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
DR:90SGMB++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/sWD-R+++T(Ot)DM+
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2011/02/11 14:27:14
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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transformers = kans wit lotsa gubbins
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
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2011/02/11 14:29:54
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Mad Max - Gorkamorka.
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Mr Mystery wrote:Suffice to say, if any of this is actually true, then clearly Elvis is hiding behind my left testicle, and Lord Lucan behind the right.
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2011/02/11 14:48:55
Subject: Re:If Orks Made the Movies...
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Hunt for the Red October = Lookin' fer da Kwik Orktober
Where the Wild Things Are = Where da squiggly fingz is
The Little Mermaid = Da Runty Fish-Git
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2011/02/11 15:05:37
The Starcrossed Legion (link to blog) 2000+
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
DR:90SGMB++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/sWD-R+++T(Ot)DM+
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2011/02/12 01:51:47
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Sister Vastly Superior
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Fast And The Furious - I Inventud A Mushine Dat Makes Walkin Fasta
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 - Deathskullz - 6000 points
 - Order of the Sacred Rose - 2000 points |
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2011/02/12 02:01:02
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - We'z a goin Lootin! (seriously. Replace humans with Orks, Beastmen with Tau, and Anti-spirals with Necrons and it all works).
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/12 02:01:33
Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2011/02/12 02:07:38
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Full metal jacket: fancy dakka
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2011/02/12 02:09:42
Subject: Re:If Orks Made the Movies...
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Stormin' Stompa
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Iron Man= Da metal humie.
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2011/02/12 02:22:34
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Avatar- da blu gitz mukk up da humiez planz
The Last Airbender- Da humie yoof wif' wierdboy powahz mukks up da humie Warboss
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/02/12 02:24:41
The Kool-Aid Man is NOT cool! He's a public menace, DESTROYING walls and buildings so he can pour his sugary juice out for people!"- Linkara on the Kool-Aid Man
htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
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2011/02/12 04:06:38
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Fight Club- Da 'umiez try to act Orky
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/12 04:23:19
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Stormin' Stompa
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Monster Rain wrote:Fight Club- Da 'umiez try to act Orky
What club, orks do it all the time.
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2011/02/12 04:25:09
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Dat Tyla' Durden ain't a proppa Boss! 'e's all weedy and runty!
Bob's da one wot should be runnin' dat mob!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/12 05:13:04
Subject: Re:If Orks Made the Movies...
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Spawn of Chaos
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Lord of the Rings Trilogy: "Warboss of da shiny hoops: If only wez had a trukk and less of diz walkin"
[Courtesy of my boyfriend.]
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The Starcrossed Legion (link to blog) 2000+
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
DR:90SGMB++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/sWD-R+++T(Ot)DM+
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2011/02/12 05:17:32
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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The Godfather: "Da 'Humiez Warboss"
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2011/02/12 05:31:23
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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The hurt locker: Wait.... Humie's don't like splosions?
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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I Die, You are forgiven. If I Live, I will kill you." Such is the Rule of Honor.
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2011/02/12 05:40:09
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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War of the Worlds: Da umies get blasted by tenticaly gits
Inception: Me brain urts...
Pride and Predjudice: Nuffin intresting appens fer da whole fing
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MeanGreenStompa wrote:penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???
It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.
Perhaps they're the C'tan.
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2011/02/12 06:47:18
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - We'z a goin Lootin! (seriously. Replace humans with Orks, Beastmen with Tau, and Anti-spirals with Necrons and it all works).
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2011/02/12 07:16:06
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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Batman = Da dark sneaky Git wit lotza fancy gubbins
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2011/02/12 07:22:48
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Dakka Veteran
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All the king's men=all da warboss's boyz
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2011/02/12 07:52:06
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Titanic = Da leaky boat
Terminator = Dat umie wats not a umie dat don't stay down till hit propa
Braveheart = Da blue umies krumping the shiny gitz den dey gets krumped
Cloverfield = Oi! Gimbitz Squiggof gots loose!
Automatically Appended Next Post: These are great by the way! 
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/02/12 07:52:48
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/02/12 10:30:35
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Dude wheres my car: Wherez da trukk?!
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2011/02/12 11:37:04
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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Harold and Kumar(or any stoner movie for that matter): "The 'Humies iz muckin about"
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2011/02/12 13:03:41
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Behind you
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Fast and the Furious - Da Red and Da WAAAAAAAGH
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2011/02/12 18:03:56
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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The Iron Giant- Da 'umie Stompa
Backdraft- Dem gitz don't know how to start a proppa fire
How to lose a guy in ten days- Lotta mukkin' about. Just krump da git!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/12 18:47:45
Subject: Re:If Orks Made the Movies...
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Blackhawk Down: Black Kopta Kaput
The Green Lantern: Da Shiny, Flyin' Nobz
Godzilla: Da Big, Big Squigoth.
Rambo: Da Badass 'umie
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
If commanding a Titan is a measure of true power, then commanding a warship is like having one foot on the Golden Throne - Navy saying. |
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2011/02/12 18:54:06
Subject: Re:If Orks Made the Movies...
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Nasty Nob
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Star Wars = Slammin' da starz
- Obbievan neva told ya wut hapen'd to yer fatha.
- 'E told me nuff! 'E told me ya kild 'im!
- Na... I'm yer fatha!
- Datz not true! Datz impozabul!
- Setch yer feelinz, ya know it ta be true!
- NOOOOOOOOZE!
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2011/02/12 19:30:47
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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Forrest Gump: Oi! Why'z I Runnin'!?
Wall Street: Teef is Good!
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Check out my Youtube channel!
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2011/02/12 19:31:54
Subject: If Orks Made the Movies...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Sex and the City: Wot's all dis den?
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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2011/02/12 19:36:20
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Gladiator: Da hummie wiv da choppy choppa
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2011/02/12 23:04:13
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Nasty Nob
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Ultramarines the Movie - Film 'bout doze big blue humies
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