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Land Raider Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh.

Points 250

Armour 14 all round

Weapons: Hull mounted Giant Wooden Rabbit Catapult, Pintle mounted Caerbannog Launcher.

Giant Wooden Rabbit Catapult: Range 48" S5, AP 4, Heavy 1 Large Blast
Any unit taking damage from the The Giant Wooden Rabbit Catapult must immediately pass a morale test at -3 leadership or "Run awaaaaaaay!" accompanied by the sounds of coconut halves being banged together.

Caerbannog Launcher: Range 12", S-, AP-, Heavy D6
Anything hit by the Caerbannog Launcher is automatically wounded and dies instantly, irrespective of any saves and remaining wounds they may have, especially if they have a liking for Rabbit Stew. Any vehicle hit by the Caerbannog launcher takes an automatic penetrating hit due to the weapons "Great big..."

Any hit on the Land Raider Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh by the Black Templar relic, the Orb of Antioch automatically destroys the Caerbannog Launcher irrespective of any other effects caused - even if non are.

You may Purchase a Frenchmen for this landraider for 50 Points.

Frenchmen: the Frenchmen throws various insults, whitty comments, and farts in the general direction of the enemy. all enemy units that have LoS to the Landraider are at -1 Ld, those within 12" and LoS are at -2Ld(they can hear, and smell, him better )

Thoughts and Comments?

Too many Points?

Too few

Neat, I like it. I'd make the thrower S 7 though

Grey Templar wrote:Too few

275?

Samus_aran115 wrote: Neat, I like it. I'd make the thrower S 7 though

Really?
Can't help but feel it would be overpowered...

the Landraider has a gun that removes models from the board if hit. no saves and irrespective of EW.

a Large Blast that causes a morale test at -3.

i would say 350 at least.



I do belive this will be hilarious to play against. you MUST make a model.

add a rule saying that unless the owner of the Landraider has 2 coconuts to bang together you may not fire the Giant Wooden Rabbit Catapult.

hmmm
:L

Tis meerly a Joke

But 350 sounds better !

For laughs, as an upgrade you could add insulting Frenchmen who'll fart in the general direction of the enemy...

This LR variant is made of pure win...

the Land Raider may purchase a Frenchmen for 50 points.

Frenchmen: the Frenchmen throws various insults, whitty comments, and farts in the general direction of the enemy. all enemy units that have LoS to the Landraider are at -1 Ld, those within 12" and LoS are at -2Ld(they can hear, and smell, him better )

priceless lol

i DEMAND someone make this Model !

In the same manner, I DEMAND that someone makes a model of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrggghhhh! It is the nemesis of the Land Raider Arrrggghhh, has the following rules and is a Tyranid unique Heavy Support choice:

Statline WS:4 BS:0 S:6 T:5 W:4 A:6 I:3 Ld:8 Sv: 3+

Weapons and Biomorphs: Rending Claws, Bonded Exoskeleton

Unit type: Monstrous Creature

Special Rules: Instinctive Behaviour - Feed (Duh) Fearless, Infiltrate, Night Vision

The Death of The Creator - Should the player of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrggghhhh! die in a heart attack during the game, the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrggghhhh! is immeditely removed from the table.

Is It Black, Really? - The Legendary Black Beast of Arrrggghhhh! isn't actually black, it is green. You ask me if that matters? Well, I guess not...

Any chance of a Holy hand grenade special attack? Had a good laugh about this be an awesome conversion Also 350 points sounds right

=I= White-Wolf wrote:Any chance of a Holy hand grenade special attack? Had a good laugh about this be an awesome conversion

There's the Holy Orb of Antioch of course, a BT item. Not sure what it does, however.

How about an optional weapon:



Eternal Peril launcher:

Any units with 6" and LOS of the LR must answer 3 random questions thought up by the owning player. A wrong answer results in the unit being cast into the gorge of eternal peril and removed as a casualty.

The Black Knight
WS-BS-S-T-W-I-A-LD-SV
5-----4--5-4--4-4-4-10-3+
Wargear
Single close combat weapon
Special rules
Its just a flesh wound!
Whenever the Black Knight is wounded he loses a single close combat attack but once he reaches a single wound he gains the "Bleed attack!"
Bleed attack
Range 6 Strentgh 2 AP-
Fearless