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Belgium celebrates 250 days without a national government!

Things are running well.

Kilkrazy wrote:Belgium celebrates 250 days without a national government!

Things are running well.

When one has proper Belgium beer, one needs no government!

That's the only thing wrong with Somalia: No Beer.

KamikazeCanuck wrote:That's the only thing wrong with Somalia: No Beer.

The main thing wrong with Somalia is not enough Belgians...

CT GAMER wrote:

KamikazeCanuck wrote:That's the only thing wrong with Somalia: No Beer.

The main thing wrong with Somalia is not enough Belgians...

The main thing wrong with Somalia is that they're trying to make beer out of Belgians.

The only thing wrong with Somalia is that it is full of Somalians

Hooray!! New world record. Take that Irac!

*Happy dance*

And it seems that we will increase our lead, cause a frenchie is trying
to kick the socialists out of the new goverment.

The only thing wrong with Somalia is that their beer is all Buckler.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUTHktI8kJA

the only thing wrong with somalia, is that it isn't belgium

The only thing wrong with Belgium is that they don't send us enough chocolate!

That's what the problem with Somalia! No chocolate or beer.....or waffles! No wonder they're so angry.

The only thing wrong with Belgium is Bruges.

But no, really, it's like a fairy tale city, with all the towers and that.

Chloë: Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray: Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.
[Ray sees Chloë's shocked expression]
Ray: What?
Chloë: One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine.
Ray: [after a long pause, feeling bad] I'm sorry, Chloë.
Chloë: One of the girls they murdered wasn't a friend of mine. I just wanted to make you feel bad. And it worked! Quite well.

On the positive Bruges seems to be a hangout for British gangsters. So alls well that ends well.

Mannahnin wrote:The only thing wrong with Belgium is Bruges.

But no, really, it's like a fairy tale city, with all the towers and that.

Chloë: Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray: Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.
[Ray sees Chloë's shocked expression]

Its all true. You seen right trough our alluring walls of beer and waffles.

sillyboy wrote:

Mannahnin wrote:The only thing wrong with Belgium is Bruges.

But no, really, it's like a fairy tale city, with all the towers and that.

Chloë: Okay. So, you've insulted my home town. You were doing really well, Raymond. Why don't you tell me some Belgium jokes while you're at it?
Ray: Don't know any Belgium jokes, and if I did I think I'd have the good sense not to... hang on. Is Belgium with all those child abuse murders lately? I do know a Belgium joke. What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.
[Ray sees Chloë's shocked expression]

Its all true. You seen right trough our alluring walls of beer and waffles.

And beerwaffles. Who could forget about waffles made with beer?

Yeah, its next to the SkittleBrau.

Bruges is a gorgeous place, I visited it last year for a day on the way back from gamescom.

Architecturegasm was almost as great as when I first saw the cathedral in Koln but slightly more than the sagrada de familia in barcelona.