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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/24 18:36:51
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Chosen Baal Sec Youngblood
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Hey, I've been failing most of my 3+ saves and 3+ to hit rolls recently, and, as a SM player, it sucks, especially when my friend charges with Termies. Any advice to rolling better?
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If your battle plan's working, it's probably a trap.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/24 19:26:08
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Get lucky? I mean i have my own way of rolling which seems to work... not sure if it does anything but that's how i roll (bad pun i know)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/24 18:39:36
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/24 18:47:47
Subject: Re:Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Ork Boy Hangin' off a Trukk
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I would suggest buying weighted or loaded dice.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/24 18:48:38
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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I wouldn't suggest that but if you want to cheat that would be the way to go...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/24 18:53:39
Subject: Re:Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Been Around the Block
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Im the best at failing 2+ termie saves
for some reason i can roll 3 dices and come up with 2 1s and 1 3 or something much to often for my comfort
editing for missing an F in the word for.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/02/24 18:54:42
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/24 19:12:14
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Fixture of Dakka
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Devil Dogs IX wrote:Hey, I've been failing most of my 3+ saves and 3+ to hit rolls recently, and, as a SM player, it sucks, especially when my friend charges with Termies. Any advice to rolling better? 
I've got a few suggestions, try them out and see what works for you.
1) Make sure your dice don't hate you. Compliment their bright colors, give them massages, buy them flowers.
2) Rule your dice with an iron fist! Make them fear your wrath! When one of them rolls badly, take a hammer and smash it to pieces while you force the other dice to watch!
3) Appease the dice gods. Take one of your minis and set it on fire. Be sure to use a well-painted one, as a poor quality sacrifice only angers the gods further. Also, make sure to praise the dice gods constantly throughout the day.
4) Outside of a game, roll all your dice. Take any that come up "1" and roll them again. Repeat this with the ones that come up "1" again. Take the ones that came up "1" 3 times in a row and carefully put them in a container tight enough that they can't roll on their own. These dice are due for a good roll, so use them the next time you really need to get a good roll.
Hope this helps!
All praise to the glorious d12! His benevolence is only matched by his wisdom.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/25 01:34:23
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Chosen Baal Sec Youngblood
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Grakmar wrote:Devil Dogs IX wrote:Hey, I've been failing most of my 3+ saves and 3+ to hit rolls recently, and, as a SM player, it sucks, especially when my friend charges with Termies. Any advice to rolling better? 
I've got a few suggestions, try them out and see what works for you.
1) Make sure your dice don't hate you. Compliment their bright colors, give them massages, buy them flowers.
2) Rule your dice with an iron fist! Make them fear your wrath! When one of them rolls badly, take a hammer and smash it to pieces while you force the other dice to watch!
3) Appease the dice gods. Take one of your minis and set it on fire. Be sure to use a well-painted one, as a poor quality sacrifice only angers the gods further. Also, make sure to praise the dice gods constantly throughout the day.
4) Outside of a game, roll all your dice. Take any that come up "1" and roll them again. Repeat this with the ones that come up "1" again. Take the ones that came up "1" 3 times in a row and carefully put them in a container tight enough that they can't roll on their own. These dice are due for a good roll, so use them the next time you really need to get a good roll.
Hope this helps!
All praise to the glorious d12! His benevolence is only matched by his wisdom.
As humorous (spelling? oh well) as that was, I wouldn't set one of my Minis on fire (ESPECIALLY not the best painted ones) if even the God-Emperor himsef commanded it, I'd rather be set on fire
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If your battle plan's working, it's probably a trap.
+++ Kolton Phae On Military Matters 739.M41 The Traitor's Hand (Novel) +++
-Commander of the Devil Dogs, First and Only Company- W:8 D:2 L: 2
-Commander of the Dark Claws Strike Force: Bloody Talon- W:2 D:0 L:0 (these guys took down a Chaos Dreadnaught + Kharn all in one game! best game ever )
1 squad of Dark Angels Vets...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/25 01:35:57
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Automated Rubric Marine of Tzeentch
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Try sacrificing a few goats. That always makes dice roll better.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/25 01:39:17
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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Buy new dice. Sacrifice your old dice in front of your new dice.
Teach them the meaning of loyalty.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 9200/07/04 05:38:17
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Chosen Baal Sec Youngblood
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Do I burn, stab, or drown the dice?
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If your battle plan's working, it's probably a trap.
+++ Kolton Phae On Military Matters 739.M41 The Traitor's Hand (Novel) +++
-Commander of the Devil Dogs, First and Only Company- W:8 D:2 L: 2
-Commander of the Dark Claws Strike Force: Bloody Talon- W:2 D:0 L:0 (these guys took down a Chaos Dreadnaught + Kharn all in one game! best game ever )
1 squad of Dark Angels Vets...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/25 02:01:51
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Crush the small ones first, show that you have no mercy even for the little 'uns.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2011/02/25 02:07:58
Subject: Rolling like a one handed grot....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sacrifice your opponent; suddenly your rolls get amazingly good:
"Looks like you rolled 5 1s for your terminator saves, bad luck..."
"Yeah, you see that blood-covered slab over there? You're next."
"...It seems I was wrong; there are actually 5 6s...."
"You're damn right there are."
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