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This Weird Dream I had where There were Three Armies basically. We were Dressed Kinda weird. Kinda like how Characters from Avatar or other anime where they have those strange coats that are like...uniforms. I was part of the "blue Team" There were these really bad guys that we were fighting called the Red Guys and Than there was the Purple guys. Each Army of course wore these strange clothes. Each team was Lead by a Primarch. I think I might had been the primarch for the blue guys. Anyway We are in this square white Room. With two Doors. One in front of me and the other to the left and..kinda behind us. We were a small group and these doors were the kind you just push open but were made of This dark colored wood. Anyway I remember that we charged out of it and started battle with each other. Our weapons were these empty sobe bottles we were chucking at each other. I killed a bunch of people with them and when they hit they shatter and kill the person.


Anyway we threw them at one another and we were killing them all with our soft drink glass bottles of doom. I was belted many times with them but for some reason I was doing fine even though they hurt like a mother fu&$&r.

We had to retreat even though their numbers were low. For some reason I thought we were winning. Than like 20 times I was hit in the head with their bottles and in the upper center back. Shrugged it off like it was nothing, Even though just one killed most of the enemy. We got back into the room where it was safe but for some reason the doors were blown apart. We fixed the right side but the other side of the door was gone so it was replaced by a door far too small. Than off from the right side If I recall correctly. Kinda like at the end of the old batman movies where they would enter in slow motion and running crazy like with their cape fluttering behind them. Was the Purple guy's Primarch. I was all like....OH ****! IM A GTFO. I even heard this loud scratchy battle yell and for some reason I was terrified of this person. ..I ran out the other door only to see waaay down the hall was his army. Cannot remember if they were armed. I just remember I didn't wanna die that day so I ran, Knowing everyone in that room was gonna get killed but I did not care. I just wanted to save myself.

I ran down a separate hallway to the right and almost got to the stairs but I was caught and it was some little kid. For some reason this little girl had me by my sleeve and I sucked all the power I had away for some odd reason. Very good looking young lady, Kinda like that type if they were a child actor. they would either grow up to be another one of those child actors who attempt to go into the music industry or a semi successful actress You know that kinda person! For some reason even though I am bigger and stronger I couldn't pull away. Than some other kid who looked a lot like the young lady. I believe it was a boy this time...maybe twins., Wacked me over the head with something. I remember saying please don't kill me. and they dragged me off to their group to decide what to do with me. I could see and hear and think about what was going to be but I could not move at all and the dream ends somewhere around there. They were talking about what to do with me than I wake up.


Anyone else have weird dreams like this? Or a Warhammer based dream where they too were a primarch?


I think the dream might had been symbolic of the games I play with real people..Me the Primarch. Leader of Space Wolves Always beating The blood angels player friend of mine but almost always loosing at the same time. Since our games are always very close.
Than the purple. The Chaos Marine player I know who almost always beats me pretty badly.

I had a dream where my biology teacher shouted at me for not giving her cake...
She then turned into a defiler and attacked me...
It was very noisy but it ended before i got hurt so propz to me for beating a dreamfiler

Cool story bros.

coolyo294 wrote:Cool story bros.

I knew someone was gonna say that...

I had a dream I was an Ork once. There was one problem with the dream: NOT ENUF DAKKA!

I had a dream where I was on mars, and there was a goat standing behind a rock. Then I saw a pair of hormagaunts run at it and I was scared they would eat the goat but it reared up and it had HUGE spikes for forarms. It ripped the hormagaunts apart but more came. The fight came over towards me and I saw they where the size of a house. Then a Dark Eldar chick, maybe a few, came over and saved me with a webway portal. Sadly, the brought me to Mario world. can't remember what happened next.

I had a dream where I was a space marine. red armour, no helmet. I was being attacked / chased by zombies. I tried shooting at them, but even though there was muzzle flash and recoil, the zombies were never hit by it. Went on for the whole dream running through what seemed to be a school. eventually i figured if they couldn't be shot i would just PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE! worked pretty well until I woke up.
I spent the rest of the day feeling rather powerfisty.

But remember guys, if the lobster in your dream is wearing slippers I have bad news for you..

standing at the school gathering point with my classmates, we were all dressed like Cadians. some ammo boxes sitting around. I was blind but I could see perfectly, I didn't understand that part, oh well. a whole bunch of Hormagaunts came out and we blasted them like we were in the middle of Starship Troopers or something. it all worked out fine, I started messing with a Hormagaunts corpse using a stick and someone went histerical like it was tainted by Nurgle. I somehow ended up in a Chaos pit, I believe it was a part of that game 'Fire Warrior' and I had just fell in with my team. some people were coming out from deeper, some survivors, then, well, that's not important, it ends about here after some talk over the radio.

No Trolling but if you dream about Warhammer I would get out more.

Just saying dude.

Well your dreams aren't directly influenced by the amount of time you spend on an activity relating to them. If you're saying get out more when you dream of Warhammer wouldn't the same principle apply for if you dream about football or cars. I do realise that it is a saying, but it is assuming the person spends a lot of time on Warhammer which perhaps isn't necesserilly true he could have merely spent some time Warhammering before bed you know.

Sorry for mini-rant, but the coment could be construed as offensive. That and I have had to write an English essay and so am pumped with English-y techniques for examplifying text.

And in reply to the topic, I have had many a dream about Warhammer my favourite being where I was a Conscript holding a blockade in a city with about 9 others, however I was the only rookie the rest were veterans. Chaos forces were pouring down the street which was being blanketed in the Heavy Bolter fire. The las-blasts from the Chaos fources were gouging out pieces of rubble from around me. I was sitting terrified, until a Sergeant noticed I wasn't fighting and attempted to pull me up, he was cut short when a round from an autogun hit him in the side of the throat and he dropped to the ground writhing in his own blood before bleeding out. I then stood up and fired my lasgun on full power full auto into the approaching horde downing many. I kept up with this until my lasguns power clip ran dry. I unloaded it reciting the Litany of loading, but by the time I had finished loading the Chaos forces had reached the barricade. I dropped my Lasgun and unsheathed my combat knife and attacked the nearest enemy. It was a fierce melee that lasted what seemed like hours but was really about 30 seconds. The melee culminated in me with a knife in my chest.
What a lovely dream.

Shadowbrand wrote:No Trolling but if you dream about Warhammer I would get out more.

Just saying dude.

One could ,,just say" that you have to go out more to study good manners other employ.

I had a dream where a bunch or terriorist are jumping off a rock screaming "NO SCOPE" then falling to their death but wow so many guys jumped off. Weridest dream ever!

I had a dream that I was fighting Tyranids with the Blood Angels 1st Company. There was a flamer slung under the powerfist of my terminator armor. It was pretty much the best dream ever.

Lizar7 wrote:I had a dream where I was on mars, and there was a goat standing behind a rock. Then I saw a pair of hormagaunts run at it and I was scared they would eat the goat but it reared up and it had HUGE spikes for forarms. It ripped the hormagaunts apart but more came. The fight came over towards me and I saw they where the size of a house. Then a Dark Eldar chick, maybe a few, came over and saved me with a webway portal. Sadly, the brought me to Mario world. can't remember what happened next.

This is by far the best story.

lol at the goat story

I once had a dream that I won an entire chapter of space marine minis in a contest. That was cool.

When my prize arrived, they were all painted horribly in green and pink enamel paints, in the best "THIN YOUR PAINTS" fashion.

I pretty much woke up screaming.

I had a girlfriend that used to tell me about her weird ass dreams.

HAD a girlfriend...