Well while I am waiting for my plasticard I have decided to write some background as to how the Orks found the Shadowsword
Was a bit bored at work so wrote this up
A small green figure sprints into the recently raised Ork camp and heads straight for the Boss’s tent. Sneaking in, he stands next to Warboss Blaktoof’s bed and leaning close, he tries to wake his boss without being on the receiving end of a huge fist to his small face.
“Boss.
Boss.
Boss.
Boss.”
Then is quick succession
“boss boss boss boss boss boss boss boss”
One of Blaktoof’s baleful red eyes slowly opens and a deep rumble escapes from his mighty chest
“Whaa!!!! Wot??
Zog off before I smash your ead in. I is sleeping.”
“But boss. I as found someting. Someting big” exclaims the small green figure in a shrill voice
“Wot as yoo found ya runt?” asks Blaktoof
“It betta be good or I is going ta feed ya to da squigs”
“Boss I as found a big piece of loot boss. Da umies must
av left it behind” explains the figure
“Show me Wazblak. Dis betta be wurf it”
“Bogzag!!! Bring da truck round!!!” roared Blaktoof. “And get dat Mekboy, Skabnut, to come wif”
A few seconds later Bogzag pulls up, tyres sliding in the dirt as he brings the trukk to a halt.
“Where to Boss?” asks Bogzag, eyes blinking through his driving goggles
“Over dat way” shouts Wazblak in his whinny Gretchin voice, pointing north.
Blaktoof backhands Wazblak sending him bouncing along the dirt.
“I is da boss and I says which way we must goes. We goes dat way” orders Blaktoof pointing north.
After 30 minutes speeding along the barren landscape northwards, Blaktoof spots a dark shape staining the landscape in the distance
“Dats it boss” screeches Wazblak with glee.
Bogzag guides the truck towards the object and skids to a halt in front of the vast piece of rusted metal.
“Dis looks good. Dis wuld make a nice new battlewagon.” exclaims Blaktoof, jumping off the truck to examine the hulking metal wreck.
“Dis is an old umie wagon. Wot type was it I wonderz?
Skabnut do yoo knows wot type it was?”
“Yes boss” replies the Mekboy. “I tink dis waz one of dose big ummie wagonz. Dey call dem da shadeswordz or summing like dat.
Must ave been ere since we ad dis planet from dem all dose years ago”
“ Kan ya fix it and make da kannonz work?” asks Blaktoof. “Da more dakka da betta”
“No worries boss. Its as good as dun” replies Skabnut with a toothy Orky grin. “Dis will be fun”
A wicked grin spreads across Blaktoofs face while pretending he is manning a monstrous cannon. “Yes dis will be fun.”