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24) Memorize your opponent's stats and tell him what he needs to roll just before he does every time. Example:

'Okay, I'm shooting your Chaos Marines with my Space Marines. I need a-'

'3 or higher.'

'...I know.'

'Just checking.'

25) Talk about how fluffy your army is and how uncompetitive it is, then kick his teeth in with it.