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Hey guys I had a game yesterday with my friend and my brother, yes there is points limit because it was a show up and play kinda thing and it ends turn 4 my friend gives up.

My List:

HQ1: Warboss, Klaw, Cybork TL shoota
HQ2: Warboss, Klaw, Cybork TL shoota

Elites: none

Troops1: 30x slugga ork boys 3x big shootas nob bp pk
Troops2: 10x sugga ork boys 1x big shoota
Troops3: 11x shoota ork boys 1x big shoota Trukk, Red paint job (warboss 1 in here)

Fast1: Deffkoptas x3 TL rokkit launcher, buzzsaws
Fast2: Nob Bikers x3 Pk
Heavy1: Deffdread x1 DCCW skorcha

MY brother and friend list: (from memory)

HQ1: CCS, power sword, power fist, vox, medic, banner

Elites: Ratlings??

Troops1: Vets, 2x flamer, boltgun vox
Troops2: Vets, 1x plasma gun, 2x flamer vox
Troops3: Vets, 2x flamer, 1x grenade launcher, lascannon vox

Fast1: Scout Senitial, multi laser

Heavy: none

(all vets are 10-15 guys)

We roll off I get first turn, we play a special mission were the Guard set up in a gunline and orks charge.

Deployment: I deploy my big boys unit in centre, trukk, deffkoptas, warbikers and deffdread left of that, warboss2, nobs and 10 boy unit right of the bug squad.

Orks Turn 1:

I surge everything forward, screen trukk with bikes and koptas, deffdread follows behind
I let loose in shooting with 9 big shoota shots from blob o' boys and kill 1 ratling, the trukk's big shoota fires between a small gap and kills 2 guardsman

Imperial GuardTurn 1:

"Sir why aren't we moving"
They let loose with a lascannon shot at the bikers and I loose 1, everything else kinda can't reach

Orks Turn 2:

I kinda did the same as last turn but turbo boosted right up into the guardsman face
I let loose with deffkoptas rockets and kill another 2 guardsman, bigshootas from blob o' boys kills the CCS banner and vox
Can't reach for the assualt

Guardsman Turn 2:

"Sir were still not moving and there very close"
They basically copy last turn and kill one deffkopta and pin blob o' boys OH NOES
"CHAAAAAR... no don't"

Orks Turn 3:

Well I am close now ( BYE BYE 'UMIES )
I run everything because I am close next turn =
" BOSS WE AIN'T MOVIN' WOTZ HAPPIN"

Guardsman Turn 3:

He knows he is in trouble
"Sir that in our face would should we do?" "Nothin'"
He shoots his lascannon to try to kill one more kopta and gets a 1
"CHAAAAARG..." gets inturupted by a shot to the face from CCS

Orks Turn 4:

My deffkoptas and bikes encircle the lascannon squad
I shoot deffkoptas rokkits and bikers shootas at him and it leaves sarge, vox, 2 normal lascannon
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Adam (friend " ummm me and Aidan(brother) give up)


Well I guess I won by them running like cowardsand giving up so WIN. Third win in a row for my Orks.

Thanks for reading.

Not too much of a fight. He should've tried to squeeze some armour in there. Maybe stick the vets in some chimeras.

Bah, the Guard had a very bad list. But hey, nice style in writing up a batrep.

Thanks, yeah he had a valkrie he could of used but I didn't know why he choose not to use it.

Well, valks arn't really the best. He should convert it into a vendetta. Those are the emperor's gift to guard players.

I told him that but he thought it would be a waste of time.

There is so much wrong with that IG list its not even funny.

L. Wrex