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Now, I don't want this to turn into a flame-fuel thread or anything, but what are the stupid things Goto's done in his novels?
I've looked it up and all the other threads about goto are dead.
This is what I have so far:
-multilasers on land raiders.
-multilasers on razorbacks.
-multilaser on a carnifex.
-multilaser-wielding marines.
-rhino -> razorback -> land raider.
-falcon being destroyed by kids with rocks and sticks.
-eldar riding rhinos.
-kaskrin and terminator being BFF's.
-terminators backflipping.
-eldar keeping thier helmets from aspect warriors as a momento.
-D-weapons firing bullets.
-Biel tan avatar being dead and not having his wailing doom sword.
-Khorne scorceror.
-eldrad, lelith and the farseer council worship slaanesh.
-guardians block warp spiders.
-each harlequin is a pile of mutilated bodies.
pretty much every woman (of any race) is killed, raped or tortured, no matter the age.

any more?
and which is his worst (most stupid mistake) book?

shrike wrote:This is what I have so far:
-multilaser on a carnifex.
-D-weapons firing bullets.
-Khorne scorceror.

Jeeze. When did those happen? Especially the first one. O_O

I haven't read any of his books, I got them off this fine interweb.

Every second Eldar and Dark Eldar is worshipping Slaanesh, including Eldrad and the chair of the Ulthwè farseer council as well as Lelith.
Every Harlequin ends in a (quote!) "pile of mutilated bodies" after seconds of fight with a Space marine, Death Jesters run into close combat.
Eldar Guardians try to block Warp Spiders ... and succeed.
Children succeed in bringing down a Falcon with sticks.
Necrons and Tyranids bray.

Be aware that every single female Eldar is either raped, tortured or killed in Goto novels, this includes female children. Maximum is 180 pages of torture, before an already injured and helpless female farseer is finally allowed to die, after being tortured by Space Marines, maimed by a Daemon and then maimed by a space shuttle crash landing.