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2011/03/26 04:07:40
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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so. uh.
Tonight I decided I had a lot of projects I really wanted to get done, so the best thing to do was to start another one. I got my new Killa Kans box out, and was going to do base assembly. After about 10 min in, my glue started to not come out. I use loc-tite gel, the kind you squeeze the sides of. I realized a while back that when these stopped dispensing glue, you could cut off the casing, and inside was a little metal tube where the glue was, like a tony toothpaste tube? The plastic sides squeezed it, but they are shaped like a V. Long story short, when it appears to be "out" of glue, you can cut the side off the casing, unscrew the top, screw the top back on, and you have around 40% of the glue left.
So, I did what I always do. I put the top on between my teeth to unscrew it. In retrospect, I'm pretty sure I had put the cap on beforehand when I'd done this previously. In any event, after a moment, instead of it unscrewing, I felt a weird.. pooling sensation at the back of my lower front teeth.
I took the glue out of my mouth, and wondered if I had cut myself. I probed forward with the tip of my tongue to check, and no, it was cold. My tongue stuck. At that point, I realized it was glue, not blood. So, what would any reasonable person do? I made it worse.
I stuck my finger in to see if I could get my tongue free. A second later, I had managed to successfully glue both the tip of my tongue and my left hand's index finger to my lower teeth.
That was about half an hour ago. My tongue came off pretty quickly. I guess it was kind of wet to begin with. After much wiggling, I got my finger free, and used debonder to get it off my finger. I still have a bunch on the backs of my lower teeth, though.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/03/26 04:10:50
 lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
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2011/03/26 04:16:32
Subject: Re:Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Veteran ORC
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I mean, I was complaining about gluing my hand to my forhead before, but honestly, I don't feel so bad now.
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2011/03/26 04:21:48
Subject: Re:Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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 ... I use the exact same loc-tite gel,and after reading your story...I belive I'll just stick ( ) with buying new tubes when I can't get any more glue out.
Honestly...this is the funniest "glue accident" I've ever read...even better than Cheeses " I Glued an mini to my forehead " story...
Glad you didn't do any serious damage to yourself. 
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2011/03/26 04:26:01
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Martial Arts Fiday
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You really should use plastic cement for plastics. No way to glue yourself with that stuff.
Although eating it will still screw you up.
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2011/03/26 04:43:04
Subject: Re:Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I can't believe anybody still uses superglue anymore. I use E-6000. It has a longer set-up time, but it doesn't stick parts of your anatomy to each other and is also not brittle like superglue. Overall, the best stuff on Earth.
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2011/03/26 05:29:28
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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I've glued my head to my desk before, but your story has mine beat
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location, location, locationMagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
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2011/03/26 05:53:19
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Fixture of Dakka
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Epic win. You receive 1 Cannerus point.
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2011/03/26 06:12:09
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Focused Fire Warrior
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+1.
This is like the dude who got his Killa Kan on fire by painting by candlelight.
Epic. Win.
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2011/03/26 07:00:27
Subject: Re:Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Are you the kid who ate the paste in elementary school?
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2011/03/26 13:57:06
Subject: Re:Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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snurl wrote:Are you the kid who ate the paste in elementary school?
No. I always found that disgusting. This was wholly unintentional, I assure you.
I just woke up, and it looks like a good bit of it has flaked off my teeth in my sleep.
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2011/03/26 23:59:26
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Worst thing I've done (which is awesome at the same time) is dropping my superglue (opened) and getting glue all over my hands, and then deciding to sip my beer and switch the channel. I was the ultimate man for about 30 mins...
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2011/03/27 01:11:35
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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LOCTITE Gel all the way baby!
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We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is 
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2011/03/27 01:47:57
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Soladrin wrote:Worst thing I've done (which is awesome at the same time) is dropping my superglue (opened) and getting glue all over my hands, and then deciding to sip my beer and switch the channel. I was the ultimate man for about 30 mins...
at least you wern't watching Txxx V
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2011/03/27 18:39:06
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Lead-Footed Trukkboy Driver
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Keep on winning. Thanks for the lulz.
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2011/03/27 21:19:59
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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FM Ninja 048 wrote:Soladrin wrote:Worst thing I've done (which is awesome at the same time) is dropping my superglue (opened) and getting glue all over my hands, and then deciding to sip my beer and switch the channel. I was the ultimate man for about 30 mins...
at least you wern't watching Txxx V
I don't get it.. >_>
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2011/03/27 21:28:20
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Scuttling Genestealer
New Mexico. Look, a UFO!
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Soladrin wrote:FM Ninja 048 wrote:Soladrin wrote:Worst thing I've done (which is awesome at the same time) is dropping my superglue (opened) and getting glue all over my hands, and then deciding to sip my beer and switch the channel. I was the ultimate man for about 30 mins...
at least you wern't watching Txxx V
I don't get it.. >_>
Wasn't that in the second American Pie movie?
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Thank Heaven! The crisis --The danger, is past, and the lingering illness is over at last --, and the fever called "Living" is conquered at last. |
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2011/03/27 21:30:27
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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[ADMIN]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Check out our new, fully plastic tabletop wargame - Maelstrom's Edge, made by Dakka!
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2011/03/27 21:31:20
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Soladrin wrote:FM Ninja 048 wrote:Soladrin wrote:Worst thing I've done (which is awesome at the same time) is dropping my superglue (opened) and getting glue all over my hands, and then deciding to sip my beer and switch the channel. I was the ultimate man for about 30 mins...
at least you wern't watching Txxx V
I don't get it.. >_>
He means tv porn.
EDIT: Just realised that could be interpretted differently than hoped; he means porn shown on television channels.
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2011/03/28 03:47:16
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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Avatar 720 wrote:Soladrin wrote:FM Ninja 048 wrote:Soladrin wrote:Worst thing I've done (which is awesome at the same time) is dropping my superglue (opened) and getting glue all over my hands, and then deciding to sip my beer and switch the channel. I was the ultimate man for about 30 mins...
at least you wern't watching Txxx V
I don't get it.. >_>
He means tv porn.
Love that HD on HD action? '>...>
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2011/03/28 03:57:50
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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LOLED Hard.
Gotta be an epic win.
Gotta say I love these stories.
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2011/03/28 04:56:16
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Oh Ouze, you are my shining light of fun on an otherwise choresome Monday @ work.
Exalt +1
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2011/03/28 08:49:07
Subject: Achievement unlocked: glued a finger and your tongue to your teeth simultaneously
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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lord_blackfang wrote:Respect to the guy who subscribed just to post a massive ASCII dong in the chat and immediately get banned.
Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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