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So, I was playing on my Xbox earlier, and was thinking- "I should make a thread on dakka about everyone's fails and wins on video games."
so here I am.
Here are mine so far:

Halo:
Banshee tries to splatter a guy, he jumps out the way, and me and my brother spawn, me on top of him...about 1 metre in front of the banshee. Wrong place, wrong time. Double splatter.

I'm running to pick up a shotgun that I've been trying to get most of the game, and a guy's following me, shooting me in the back. My shields give way as I reach the shotgun, I pick it up, spin round and shoot him point-blank in the face. Win.

I'm jetpacking around, and spot a guy below me that my brother's shooting. I angle my decent towards him ,and proclaim- "death from above." All my brother sees is a spartan decend from the sky and smashing his enemy in the face as he lands. Win.

I die, and spawn on my brother...while he's on a man-cannon. Fall to my death.

I keep planting a hologram in one place, their whole team starts to ignore it...and I hide inside it. Someone walks past and I assassinate him.

There's a guy camping around on a platform with a GL, and I sneak up behind him. I assassinate him in the back, pick up the GL...and immediately get assassinated. Double assassination within 3 seconds of each other.

I die, spawn, and immediately get assassinated. I put it down to a spawn killer camper, and upon watching the theatre mode replay...it turns out he spawned at the same time as me, right behind me.

I kill 11 zombies in "living dead" in a row.

It then glitched and a zombie melee'd me...from 3 metres away.

I melee a guy later on in another round... he dies and I die too... the guy I infected "betrayed" me as he died. I infected him a fraction of a second before he fired his shotgun, and the way it works is as soon as the finishing shot/blow is hit, the guy is infected. He was infected, but the shotgun round was still in the air.

I get stuck on the edge of a map in infection, and a zombie swipes at me. I melee him away, and I look back in theatre mode. Because I melee him just before he swipes, he gets pushed back, and the tip of his force sword (?) goes about 1 inch away from my neck. Only thing is, I went back too, and I fell to my death. The funny thing was, The zombie fell with me. I shot him in mid-air.